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BRINK!!!!!!!!!!

My and my flying dildos????
What are you trying to say??????

The dildos were Seabass's (or Omar's? I allways get those two confused ) and not mine!!!!!

I was just captain of the Love Boat and a victim of LE Grunts pantless marines

I am known also spoiling Waverly's attempts to flirt Chrissy and Minerva and generally as a major pain in the arse

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Ubik
Elder God B.P. Pervert

Ubik-I thought that you were attracted to those dildos(or was it the other way around? ).Fine,I'll edit the list

@Brink: I like to comment/add a few.

Originally posted by Brink:
-Vehemence invading the privacy of the ladies in their clubhouse several times and sorely kicked his butt

-Weasel and Waverly getting themselves 'killed' and caused Minerva leaving in tears

Well, I don't want to rub salt into their wounds, but...

-Foul's declaration of love for goats and puffins

I'm sure it is not humiliating for Foul...

You are doing good job here. Keep going.

Thank you so much

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Ubik
Elder God B.P. Pervert

Originally posted by Brink:
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-Most of the male members for their involvement in the destruction of the ladies' clubhouse
<snip>

I had nothing to do with it - I just fed the nice little guard-doggies some steak, and then hid in a tree for some time

Originally posted by Brink:

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*The reason this list is biased towards the male members is because I'm sure you all agree that we're the ones doing most of the crazy things on this board

Well that might be true - but there are also a majority of us, so we have to create enough havoc to compensate for missing female participation on the board

(we all know that it is women that IRL cause most problems )


((Sorry in advance, so I don't have to say it when I get flamed bigtime ))

Minerva-Thank you for pointing that out.I'll edit the list again

Do send in more comments on how I can make the list better

[This message has been edited by Brink (edited 04-01-2001).]

A contribution from T'lainya .I'll post her original message minus the end part about getting flamed :

Hi everyone, I wasn't sure what to do with my 1000th post, so I decided to create a dictionary based on a random comment by Waverly and inspired by Brinks guide I noticed reading everyones posts, that there are some things we all do on a regular basis. I didn't include myself..so I imagine someone will come up with something.To anyone I left out, either I didn't feel I knew you well enough or I just messed up
Please keep in mind this is a joke and not meant to be offensive to my friends who are the basis for these definitions.

To Ubik..to randomly hit the keyboard, creating acronyms with no known meaning
ex. He ubiked the keyboard.
To Weasel..to create strange situations, usually involving mechanical mayhem.
ex He totally weaseled his ISP
To Dwimmerlaik..to elegantly use an impressive vocablary to flame/spam
ex..he dwimmerlaiked the newbie again
To Grunt..to turn any subject into porn
ex he managed to grunt up my topic
To Waverly/Vale to deliberately misquote another member; to deliberately misspell anothers name for humorous/insulting purposes
ex. You not only waverlyed my post, but you valed my name too
To Minerva..to create a state of serenity
ex With one post , she minervad the whole board
To Flagg..to flirt uncontrollably
ex. he was flagging every female member
Melosh..a potentially self hazardous situation
ex He just pulled a melosh by flaming Ubik..
To Chrissy to cause members of the opposite sex to appear as soon as you post; to be accused of causing members of the opposite sex to appear
ex look she chrissied again, all the guys just signed on
To Brink..to maintain a neutral position
ex I'm going to brink on that subject
To Lexi ..to send all male posters to their knees
ex she really lexied them
To (Mr.) Sleep . ..to spam and disappear
ex He was going to get flamed but he pulled a Mr Sleep
and finally
To Baassie..to completely screw up
ex..he baassied and got banned

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Update for all you pre-spammers(and guide fans) .Original idea by Flagg with improvisations by yours truly .Minor addition by TheDeacon.Enjoy

List of Abbreviations often used by members of the forum:

IMO= In my opinion
IMHO= In my humble/honest opinion
IRL= In real life
LOL = Lots of laughs/Laugh out loudly
LMAO = Laughing my ass off
ROTFL = Roll on the Floor laughing
ROTFLMAO = Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
ROTFLMAOPSYKM= Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off, please stop you are
killing me
IMO = In my opinion
IIRC= If I recall correctly
J/K = just kidding
Btw= By the way
AFAIK= As far as I know

By reading this statement thou will accept that there are certain risks that you may be facing while posting on SYM.

First thou will accept the possibility that thou shall be addicted to posting on SYM. This will have the consequences that thou will work less efficiently. Thou will have to do with a craving towards SYM.

Thou shall learn to control thy laughter when reading this in a public place such as work.There is no reason to draw the unwanted attention of co-workers or other figures.

Thou must learn the ways of concealing thy habit of accessing the Gamebanshee forums when thou post at work/school

Thou shall not drink beverages while reading posts on SYM. This may cause the monitor to be sprayed with the beverage and electrical
problems may arise.

Following the advice of any of the members in the area of love/dating/romance is done at your own risk. You will not hold GameBanshee responsible for personal injury.

Thou shall not flame the moderators of this board unless thou wish to be famous for the wrong reasons

Thou shall read the pre-spammer's guide throughly before thou
start spamming

Thou must be prepared to get flamed at least once while in this forum

Thou must always be kind and polite to the ladies of this forum

Thou shall not be overwhelmed by the amount of posts/pages in a single thread since most of it contains spam

Thou shall visit at least one drinking establishment(I am the bartender after all )

Thou will develope a sense of humour once thou finish reading through this guide

Hope you all like it

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Bartender of the Guano Ape and Prancing Pony; owner of 'the Fence'; author of the Pre-Spammer's Guide to the SYM Forum

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[This message has been edited by Brink (edited 04-03-2001).]

Thou shall not flame the moderators of this board unless thou wish to be famous for the wrong reasons...


I can only say
=> Brink have you thought about what this will do to The_Pope and the ego of Flaggina??

Originally posted by Brink:
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First thou will accept the possibility that thou shall be addicted to posting on SYM. This will have the consequences that thou will
work less efficiently. Thou will have to do with a craving towards SYM.
<snip>
Thou must learn the ways of concealing thy habit of accessing the Gamebanshee forums when thou post at work/school
<snip>

Well if you always work less effective, then nobody will notice your slow work speed while posting

hillarious

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He conquers who endures.

You forgot the following abbrevations:

IRL = In Real Life
IMHO = In My Humble/Honest Opinion
TSNSTSWUPTDNCTTD = Well everyone knows this one I guess

Originally posted by TheDeacon:
<snip>TSNSTSWUPTDNCTTD = Well everyone knows this one I guess

Huh?????

TheDeacon-Sorry about that.Must've slipped my mind

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Bartender of the Guano Ape and Prancing Pony; owner of 'the Fence'; author of the Pre-Spammer's Guide to the SYM Forum

@B: Is oke. I will add them in the next version. You already have a new version (3?) ready of the guide?

Deacon-I update the guide whenever I have an inspiration (read:nothing better to do )

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Bartender of the Guano Ape,Tom's Tea Tavern and the Prancing Pony; owner of 'the Fence'; author of the Pre-Spammer's Guide to the SYM Forum

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