quotes

Vinin · Post by **Vinin** » Sat Sep 01, 2001 6:21 pm

Anyone have any especailly good quotes?
u know somethin witty, or really funny?

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Sat Sep 01, 2001 6:35 pm

"I am god" - Thorin
Worship Thorin. he gives you honda civics with cupholders to put your ale in.
Shameless self-promotion.

Vinin · Post by **Vinin** » Sat Sep 01, 2001 6:42 pm

*sigh*, well if noones gonna give me quotes, wanna go bumpin up topics again Thorin?

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Sat Sep 01, 2001 6:45 pm

Sure. Nobody else is online at this time. But get some good topics. Not some overspammed stuff that nobody wants to read.

Vinin · Post by **Vinin** » Sat Sep 01, 2001 6:49 pm

Like always....
Are we the Bumpin brothers now?

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Sep 01, 2001 6:57 pm

Um, yeah. Try here: [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=000538"]http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=000538[/url]

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Sat Sep 01, 2001 7:30 pm

Originally posted by Vinin:
<STRONG>Like always....
Are we the Bumpin brothers now?</STRONG>

More like the Bump Master C's.

Stoner Cold · Post by **Stoner Cold** » Sun Sep 02, 2001 5:16 am

hmm, quotes.
tommy cooper:
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can
do for him? "
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him"
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes,
then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed? "
"No, because he's really heavy"

is that the type of quote you wanted?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Sun Sep 02, 2001 5:28 am

"i don't want to be part of any club that accepts me as a member" - Groucho Marx

Probably my favourite quote and about the only one i can remember

nael · Post by **nael** » Sun Sep 02, 2001 9:41 am

a woman is like a refrigerator, they're about 6 feet tall, weigh 300 pounds, and make ice... - Homer Simpson

another homerism - "To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems"

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sun Sep 02, 2001 9:16 pm

"I was on Speed...people on Speed will do ANYTHING!!!!!"~Saria

"Kan Kan do the Kan Kan in Kanto."~Scrubbo Toiletto, talking about Kan, a god in Drasnia.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Sep 02, 2001 9:39 pm

"It takes two to lie. One to lie, and the other to listen" -Homer Simpson

"Today, we celerbrate our most hallowed tradition, a new initiate to the brother hood. Now let's all get drunk and play ping-pong!" #1, Stone Cutters.

Azeroth · Post by **Azeroth** » Sun Sep 02, 2001 9:48 pm

"If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie."

-Author Unknown