Thats soooooooo funny!!!!

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Thats soooooooo funny!!!!

Postby 100% Fake » Mon Mar 15, 2004 10:43 am

whats the funniest thing you have ever heard someone say?

my fav is when i walked around naked and a female said "if there was ever a reason to wear clothes, your it"

omfg! how funny is that!
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Postby 96% » Tue Mar 16, 2004 12:31 am

Mine is when a guy named creeper says something like this: "please buy something....I got booze...."

Was something like that! lol!
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Postby Idioteque » Tue Mar 16, 2004 3:57 am

He also says something like "Thank you Caldera! I'll be here all week!" :D

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Postby Digitalchimp » Tue Mar 16, 2004 5:10 am

i quite like it when people call me "grandmaster", you know how much i like it 100%'
its not funny but it makes me happy
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Postby thousandfrac » Tue Mar 16, 2004 12:48 pm

when the guards in mournhold say 'if i worked out, i'd have a body like that too'
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Postby Lelio » Tue Mar 16, 2004 1:23 pm

The mad Khajit in the Sheograd region who tells you about the Shrine of Boethiah is hilarious. He has some interesting ideas about how to become a lich. He is called something the mad i think - i could not find him second time round. He is on a tiny island with a fishing rod.
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Postby se7en » Tue Mar 16, 2004 2:58 pm

When you run around n your undergarments and everyone says, " Very funny now put some clothes on!"

I just laugh and shove my bootie in their face... :eek:
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Postby 96% » Wed Mar 17, 2004 9:20 pm

That was not funny....but i got booze!!F*** yeah!
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Postby Digitalchimp » Thu Mar 18, 2004 5:08 am

also, when people say:
"you will suffer greatly!" or
"you will DIE"
and you kinda laugh and think to yourself:

"no."
then slaughter them mercillessly, before hacking off their head and displaying it in your room as a trophy for all to see that you are THE CHOSEN ONE, and that EVERYONE will bow down to your might and power, or suffer the twisted consequences of hell...
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Postby thousandfrac » Thu Mar 18, 2004 5:12 am

Originally posted by Digitalchimp
also, when people say:
"you will suffer greatly!" or
"you will DIE"
and you kinda laugh and think to yourself:

"no."
then slaughter them mercillessly, before hacking off their head and displaying it in your room as a trophy for all to see that you are THE CHOSEN ONE, and that EVERYONE will bow down to your might and power, or suffer the twisted consequences of hell...


[sarcasm]you dont sound like a megalomaniac at all![/sarcasm]

i had this one fight last time i played, with 2 people in heavy armour and me in just clothes with no weapon equipped. and one said they had the upper hand. i beat them both senseless with my fists
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Postby Digitalchimp » Thu Mar 18, 2004 5:28 am

hahahaa, good call :D


but seriously, i apologise, i had one of my "moments"
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Postby Warren abc » Sat Mar 20, 2004 5:59 am

The best has to be the git around Sayda Neen who flys like a brick. Boost acrobatics to a thousand indeed! (gotta luv his hat though)
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Postby 100% Fake » Sat Mar 20, 2004 6:02 am

me and chimp were just saying the same thing yesterday! we called it the funky looking yellow condom! lol

anyway we kepped his journal because its just so funny!

out of interest WHAT DID HE THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!!!! LOL!!!!!
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Postby Digitalchimp » Sat Mar 20, 2004 2:52 pm

he wnted to if i recall, "jump on top of the towers and call his name" or something along those lines anyay.

it didnt quite go that way though
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Postby Warren abc » Sat Mar 20, 2004 7:10 pm

Either way the man knew how to make an impression... pity it was on the ground.
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Postby Idioteque » Sun Mar 21, 2004 3:43 pm

In Tel Naga while levetating to the top of the tower theres another mage who falls straight down right beside you. I don't know if he just fell or if his levitation ran out but it reminded me of the guy from Seyda Neen.

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Postby 100% Fake » Mon Mar 22, 2004 7:06 am

during mine and chimps MW marathon the other night we ended up in tel branora. if you go visit the girl at the top of the tower (cant remember her name) when you walk up to her she says:

"are you here to feed the spiders?"

this must be the funniest thing in the game! me and chimp split our sides!
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Postby Digitalchimp » Mon Mar 22, 2004 7:10 am

"we're out of quama eggs"

tue, i nearly soiled myself in humour,

after that i didnt't have the heart to kill her, so I slaughtered the people who were going to try. made a grand as well.
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Postby 100% Fake » Mon Mar 22, 2004 7:13 am

oh yeah! i forgot about that!
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Postby Digitalchimp » Thu Mar 25, 2004 5:50 am

it was funny when that guy says "he stole my pants"
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