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House of advice, home remedies, and other probable causes for a malpractice suit

Postby Bloodstalker » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:08 pm

In a bid to be helpful to all mankind( as well as pad my good deed list that I think more about as I grow older), I am opening my vast wealth of experience and knowledge to offer helpful advice and cures for whatever ails you.

The world need guidance, if the lot of you are any indication. (: p ).

Line forms on the right. Submit your concerns in an orderly fashion, and wait on my people to get back to you.
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Postby Yshania » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:17 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Line forms on the right. Submit your concerns in an orderly fashion, and wait on my people to get back to you.[/QUOTE]

Aren't your people supposed to wait on us? Or is this a free service?
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Postby Lestat » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:21 pm

[QUOTE=Yshania]Aren't your people supposed to wait on us? Or is this a free service?[/QUOTE]Watch out. Before you know he'll have you pay for the answer to those questions...
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Postby Yshania » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:23 pm

[QUOTE=Lestat]Watch out. Before you know he'll have you pay for the answer to those questions...[/QUOTE]

It's ok, I am already reading the small print.
Do you have insurance? :eek:
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Postby TonyMontana1638 » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:25 pm

Do you take Blue Cross/Blue Shield? Is this licensed by the Health Department? what's your real name?

... How do I get Chus and OS to break up?:devil:
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."

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Postby Bloodstalker » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:25 pm

Yopu're lucky I have people at all. Everywhere I call now has dozens of automated computerised options that somehow manage to bounce all around whatever I need from them at the time and yet not quite hit it. And there are no operators.

I don;t know about you, but if I'm going to be led around like I have a ring in my nose, I'd prefer it to be by a person I can yell at.

And yes, the service is free....


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Postby Bloodstalker » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:29 pm

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Do you take Blue Cross/Blue Shield? Is this licensed by the Health Department? what's your real name?

... How do I get Chus and OS to break up?:devil:[/QUOTE]

No. I only take reliable insurance.

I will tell you yes, but you didn;t hear it from me, and I never heard of you if asked.

it changes as the govenrment close in on me.


this one is easy. Freeze both individual solid, take a simple ball pin hammer, and strike them soundly on the bridge of the nose. Wear shoes with good traction for leaving the scene however, as it could be embarrasing to explain to the police how you came to have parts of Chu lodged into certain parts of your anatomy....on second thought, wear dress slippers.
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Postby ch85us2001 » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:29 pm

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]
... How do I get Chus and OS to break up?:devil:[/QUOTE]
Nevah gonna happen.


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Postby TonyMontana1638 » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:30 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]No. I only take reliable insurance.

I will tell you yes, but you didn;t hear it from me, and I never heard of you if asked.

it changes as the govenrment close in on me.


this one is easy. Freeze both individual solid, take a simple ball pin hammer, and strike them soundly on the bridge of the nose. Wear shoes with good traction for leaving the scene however, as it could be embarrasing to explain to the police how you came to have parts of Chu lodged into certain parts of your anatomy....on second thought, wear dress slippers.[/QUOTE]

That's good, I tried this once but I went for the kneecap not the nose. thanks BS. :mischief:
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Postby CM » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:51 pm

How do i get BS to fall in love with me? :D
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Postby ch85us2001 » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:30 pm

How do I assassinate one Fas, who may or may not be my mother?
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Postby TonyMontana1638 » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:32 pm

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]How do I assassinate one Fas, who may or may not be my mother?[/QUOTE]

Get BS to fall in love with him. They'll kill each other over the pre-nups.
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Postby CM » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:42 pm

*whacks Chu with a 2x4* I am your father damnit..well people say i am :D
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Postby slade » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:42 pm

[QUOTE=CM]*whacks Chu with a 2x4* I am your father damnit..well people say i am :D [/QUOTE]
They also say your his mom :D :laugh:
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seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant

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Postby CM » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:43 pm

Well i must be the next evolution of man then :D
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Postby Lestat » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:45 pm

Well i must be the next evolution of man then
*shudders*
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Postby ch85us2001 » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:46 pm

[QUOTE=CM]Well i must be the next evolution of man then :D [/QUOTE]
Arent Fases Asexual??? (reproducing with themselves) :p :p :p :D :D
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Postby slade » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:49 pm

[QUOTE=CM]Well i must be the next evolution of man then :D [/QUOTE]
*hands Fas an award* congrats ;) :D :cool:
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seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant

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Postby Hill-Shatar » Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:37 pm

[QUOTE=CM]Well i must be the next evolution of man then :D [/QUOTE]

Goodbye Meiosis. Hello agamogenesis. So, tell me, Fas, which part did you cut off to make chu? :eek: :D
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Postby Phreddie » Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:38 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Goodbye Meiosis. Hello agamogenesis. So, tell me, Fas, which part did you cut off to make chu? :eek: :D [/QUOTE]
which part did you sever, and fuse with which part of magrus to make me? :speech:
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