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Postby The Z » Thu Feb 13, 2003 7:58 pm

Originally posted by Chanak
Yeah. You just like killing kittens. :D


Ouch....that's gonna sting....
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Postby Maharlika » Mon Feb 17, 2003 8:12 am

Nice one, Sleepy!

I really LMAOed when I read your post. :D :cool:


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I must admit - facial hair really doesn't turn me on at all. In fact, it scares me.
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Postby Mr Sleep » Mon Feb 17, 2003 8:52 am

Re: Nice one, Sleepy!

Originally posted by Maharlika
I really LMAOed when I read your post. :D :cool:


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I must admit - facial hair really doesn't turn me on at all. In fact, it scares me.
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Sleepy:Me too, I especially try to avoid women with facial hair :eek:


*walks away humming Lola* ;)
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Postby CM » Mon Feb 17, 2003 9:51 am

All i can say then is stay away from french women.
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Postby The Z » Fri Feb 21, 2003 10:51 pm

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Postby Tybaltus » Sat Feb 22, 2003 12:51 am

Originally posted by Zelgadis

And don't disrespect my pom poms. Men can be cheerleaders, too. (Not to say that I am, I am just pointing out a fact)


Originally posted by Zelgadis

VoodooDali, Shes.. uhh... what the hell rhymes with Dali?? Ok, let me start over...

Gimme a V! Gimme a D! Whats that spell? VD! Voodoo! Dali! *does some crazy dance steps, pulls a muscle and lies writhing in agony on the ground* Ah! Ah! Ah!



Hrm...seems Zel has let out a side we've never seen. :D
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Postby The Z » Tue May 27, 2003 6:01 pm

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Postby Zelgadis » Tue May 27, 2003 8:27 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Hrm...seems Zel has let out a side we've never seen. :D

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Postby dragon wench » Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:08 pm

This ancient thread was recently brought to my attention.. and I feel it is well worthy of a bump... just so that us "old timers" can display how it should be done... :p

Actually, more seriously.. I figure that it would be a fine tradition to continue collecting memorable quotes.. no doubt we have a few around from the present day that are worth posting.

I'll take a look myself later, I just wanted to bring this thread up from the depths before losing it again ;)
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Postby Bloodstalker » Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:25 pm

Necroposter! Quick, get the tar and feathers out :mad: :p
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Postby fable » Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:34 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:Necroposter! Quick, get the tar and feathers out :mad: :p


Sorry, but they're reserved for those really special customers. :D

Besides, this is a damn good thread. Why don't you open a beer bottle with your teeth, put your teeth back in your mouth, and read it for a spell? :)
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Postby dragon wench » Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:38 pm

fable wrote:Sorry, but they're reserved for those really special customers. :D


Really Fable? I have a feeling that some people around here might be horrified to learn of your casual approach to client confidentiality.... :speech: :D
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Postby Bloodstalker » Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:40 pm

fable wrote:Sorry, but they're reserved for those really special customers. :D

Besides, this is a damn good thread. Why don't you open a beer bottle with your teeth, put your teeth back in your mouth, and read it for a spell? :)


You can do that with false teeth? I envy you more at this point than I have ever envied anyone else in my entire life.:speech:
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Postby fable » Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:01 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:You can do that with false teeth? I envy you more at this point than I have ever envied anyone else in my entire life.:speech:


Not me, you first place winner in the Ceramic Throne's Best Friend Award, for five years running. :D You!
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Postby Bloodstalker » Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:07 pm

Why the hell does nobody ever tell me when I win something? I'd like to be able to flaunt my triumphs as much as the next person dammit......
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Postby dragon wench » Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:45 pm

OK, well maybe this isn't quite so recent... but it definitely belongs in this thread:

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[color="Pink"]To salvage my dignity, I hunted up the details of the trip to Mexico.



we needed some extra cash for some supplies *beer* and Ned had the great idea to sell tickets to our very own bullfight.

Being broke, we had to make do as best we could....so, dressed in watersoaked longjohns, Micky Mouse hats, and carrying red bathroom towels, we still couldnt find a bull. Ned steals a donkey, ties a couple sticks around it's head, and we're in business.

Unfortunatly, it went all downhill from there. The stubborn ass (donkey, not Ned) refused to charge, the patrons demanded their money back, and a scene ensued. Luckily, we were simply ordered to give everyone their money back, but for some reason, the ass( Not the donky, Ned) decided it would be funny to pull the donkeys tail. The donkey objected, and lashed out...kicking a prominent official in a place where it is now highly doubtful if he will ever celebrate father's day.

At this point, the ass( Me, not the donkey) had a sudden brainstorm and started selling tickets to pull the tail on the donkey. The official was not amused[/color]

Bloodstalker.[/color]



Moral of the story: Don't leave him alone around petting zoos.... :o
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Postby Xandax » Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:16 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:Why the hell does nobody ever tell me when I win something? I'd like to be able to flaunt my triumphs as much as the next person dammit......


Rhetorical question, answered by yourself :D
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Postby Bloodstalker » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:12 pm

I'm gonna have to hire a speech writer.....
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Postby dragon wench » Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:05 pm

I never licked a Weasel. Even in the south we maintain some standards.

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Postby Yshania » Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:13 am

OMG! :laugh: I pop in on the off chance, no idea what even drew me here....I think someone spiked my coffee, probably wise come to think of it!

I haven't even read the posting rules, have they changed? did we ever have any? I see we have more mods, grats you crazy people!

Oh, by the way, happy belated birthday, BS! Nice to see you haven't grown up, even if you have grown older! I guess there is comfort to be found in consistency, however disturbing that consistency may be at times! ;)

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