Official 23rd Annual Fish Slapping Tournament

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Official 23rd Annual Fish Slapping Tournament

Postby Vehemence » Fri Aug 17, 2001 8:42 pm

COME ONE, COME ALL!!!

The 23rd Annual Fish Slapping Tournament is about to begin. Signup forms can be found at the front desk.

Name:
Fish of choice:
Favourite Manoeuver:
Rank:
Greatest winning streak:

Entry closes soon. :D
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Postby Aegis » Fri Aug 17, 2001 8:45 pm

Name: Aegis
Fish of Choice: Dual Wield Sturgeon and Salmon
Favorite Manuevre: Charging overhead/lateral swipe
Rank: Grand Master of the Fish
Greatest Winning Streaks: 10 matchs in a row

Oh yeah, I'm ready for you Veh...

:D

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Postby Vehemence » Fri Aug 17, 2001 8:53 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Oh yeah, I'm ready for you Veh...

:D </STRONG>


Oh you think so? :D

Name: Vehemence the Almighty
Fish of Choice: White Whale
Favourite Manoeuver: The Moby Flick :D
Rank: Supreme Fish Slapper
Greatest Winning Streak: never loses ;)
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Postby Aegis » Fri Aug 17, 2001 8:55 pm

Yeah, but Veh... In order to lose, you must actually fight

:D

SMACK
SMACK

*Hits Veh with both fish, disarming him, and knocking him to the ground*

*Wins round one*

:D

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Postby Vehemence » Fri Aug 17, 2001 8:59 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Yeah, but Veh... In order to lose, you must actually fight

:D

SMACK
SMACK

*Hits Veh with both fish, disarming him, and knocking him to the ground*

*Wins round one*

:D </STRONG>


Eh-hem... the competition doesn't start for a while yet grasshopper ;)

Picks up his whale, upon the upward momentum, slaps Aegis six ways from sunday leaving him dazed and confused worse than his nights with Grunt ;) :D
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Postby average joe » Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:02 pm

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Eh-hem... the competition doesn't start for a while yet grasshopper ;)

Picks up his whale, upon the upward momentum, slaps Aegis six ways from sunday leaving him dazed and confused worse than his nights with Grunt ;) :D </STRONG>


at least you didn't send him into orbit this time
:D
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Postby Vehemence » Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:05 pm

Originally posted by average joe:
<STRONG>at least you didn't send him into orbit this time
:D </STRONG>


The day is still young ;) :D
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Postby Georgi » Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:06 pm

Originally posted by average joe:
<STRONG>at least you didn't send him into orbit this time
:D </STRONG>


There's still time... :D

@Veh you're not playing by the rules, hon, don't you know a whale's not a fish? :rolleyes: :p ;)
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Postby Vehemence » Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:08 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>There's still time... :D

@Veh you're not playing by the rules, hon, don't you know a whale's not a fish? :rolleyes: :p ;) </STRONG>


Yes, but i've been upgraded to mammal class ;) :D

I still say I could beat him with a pair of sardines :p
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Postby average joe » Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:15 pm

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Yes, but i've been upgraded to mammal class ;) :D

I still say I could beat him with a pair of sardines :p </STRONG>


now that i'd like to see....look at him georgi. you give the guy a little support and he gets all puffed up on himself

:D

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Postby Aegis » Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:16 pm

SMACK
SMACK
SMACK
SMACK
SMACK
SMACK
SMACK
SMACK

*Repeatilly hits Veh on the head with his fish*

Whales are not Fish! They're Mammals!

:D

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Postby Vehemence » Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:21 pm

Aha! I'm still standing! Slighty woozy... but I'm still standing.

*throws the whale off to the side and takes out his enchanted sardines of poking +1*

A quick poke to the eyes and Aegis is cursing more than a true anime lover at a pokemon factory.

Take that! :p
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Postby Georgi » Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:24 pm

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>I still say I could beat him with a pair of sardines :p </STRONG>


@AJ You know, I'd quite like to see that too... :D ;) :D
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Postby average joe » Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:24 pm

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Aha! I'm still standing! Slighty woozy... but I'm still standing.

*throws the whale off to the side and takes out his enchanted sardines of poking +1*

A quick poke to the eyes and Aegis is cursing more than a true anime lover at a pokemon factory.

Take that! :p </STRONG>



:D that would have been the perfect moment to pull out the "have at you!" line, complete with the monty python dialects and everything
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Postby Vehemence » Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:28 pm

Originally posted by average joe:
<STRONG>
:D that would have been the perfect moment to pull out the "have at you!" line, complete with the monty python dialects and everything</STRONG>


Like I said, the day is still young :p
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Postby Aegis » Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:29 pm

SMACK

*Aegis knocks the sardines out of Veh's hand using his Sturgeon of Power +3*

:D

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Postby average joe » Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:31 pm

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Like I said, the day is still young :p </STRONG>


well, just make sure i'm around for the classic moment

:)
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Postby Vehemence » Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:43 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>SMACK

*Aegis knocks the sardines out of Veh's hand using his Sturgeon of Power +3*

:D </STRONG>


Uses the force to grab the sardines back and Pokes aegis in the ear with the sardine. Before belting him solidly with the other :D
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Postby Aegis » Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:53 pm

*Aegis's Brilliant Red Toga protects him against the sardine*

SMACK
SMACK
SMACK

*Return three attacks at Veh, knocking him to the ground*

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Postby Georgi » Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:54 pm

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Uses the force to grab the sardines back and Pokes aegis in the ear with the sardine. Before belting him solidly with the other :D </STRONG>


*cheering from the sidelines* Image
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