I'm amazed that no one has yet mentioned what is at the heart of the Matrix Reloaded plot and philosophy - Zen Buddhism. There are two stages to enlightenment in Zen, as it has been explained to me: Life is like watching a movie, but you identify so completely with the movie that you are sucked into...

Originally posted by frogus
*breaks down in tears*

Be happy for him

Yeah, this is the most fun game EVER. The sound effects are pretty excellent too. See if you can beat my top score of 94,000

Originally posted by frogus Let me see....I'm a bit rusty, but just off the top of my head: Once the seat of Viking raiders and later a major north European power, Denmark has evolved into a modern, prosperous nation that is participating in the general political and economic integration of Europe....

I think you Danes underestimate how much we know about your country - the other day, I was talking to a guy who said he was from Denmark, I asked him whereabouts and he said "Just east of the UK, across the North Sea." When we'd sorted the minor difficulty out, it turns out I'd been through his home...

You know you're weird when...Waverly says wonderful things about you

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
I'll be fixing the results BTW

That's the best news I've heard all week...I think

Originally posted by fable You're being a bit unfair, aren't you? Macs aren't intended for gaming. They're meant to be used as sculpture, as objects of art on display in the background of a work or home environment. PCs are computers. Morrowind may be the best game yet to display the visual capabil...

I think the fact that you can't run half the stuff you want to is a good enough reason for saying that Macs suck...

Originally posted by Nippy
The Mac is not a platform, it's a coloured box.

You go girl!

My brushed aluminium case looks far better than any Mac, and can actually do stuff as well...

Originally posted by Enchantress
No, Kameleon, I've noticed your engorged member before...

You try and keep it hidden because you like being mysterious!

Such things are hard to hide

I ticked them all. Does that make me a bad man?

Originally posted by frogus
First prize to Kameleon.

You're the second person to actually notice, or at least admit to it

One of the few things on the internet I'm willing to pay for...

Wow Vic...thats a badass cat you've got there.

Originally posted by Minerva
The system is not complicated. It's just the tubes you are on is not necessarily reach the destination they originally intended every time. You know, engineering problems, signalling problems, points problems...

...leaves on the track

Originally posted by RandomThug
This is what the Norton Personal Firewall shows as running when he starts his machine... Help?

They're all normal. The two Symantec things are standard Norton, svchost is a Windows process, and iexplore is Internet Explorer...the problem is somewhere else.

Originally posted by Nippy
I didn't get lost you doofus. I was well away and home within two hours of leaving Grunty's place.

And you think I seriously intended you to alert security guards by jumping over barriers? My, what an interesting life you lead, Mr. Bond

Originally posted by Mr Sleep CM, what you don't realise is that at least 76% of the people on the tube are just as lost as any traveller, you've got some pretty crappy odds of finding anyone who knows where they are going, best to just muddle on than actually bother anyone. Don't forget to queue o...

Originally posted by Gruntboy
LMAO.

Yeah, a typo can put Kam into a comma....

5 minutes later, and I'm still laughing...