Wait, are you saying all Middle Eastern people are hairy?

This is odd.

I’m going to get the obligatory farewells out of the way now, so I don’t forget at the end, and so you people feel special and think well of me before I piss the lot of you off again. So insert artificial “heartfelt” goodbyes here. Apparently, the moderators have discussed banning me on two occasion...

This is just a test to see if the word "piss" is filtered on here.

[QUOTE=Ravager]Avast, ye treacherous, son of a sea urchin swab! [/QUOTE]
You forgot "nefarious".

[QUOTE=Fiona]Sounds painful[/QUOTE]
You get used to it after a while.

Avast.

[QUOTE=shana]I never said he didn't!![/QUOTE]
Emphasis on "Magrus". Magrus matters.

[QUOTE=shana]Night Mag, I'm off soon myself![/QUOTE]
Ha! See? Magrus matters.

Did you take a blow to the head, or something? And no, I won't pervert that.

[QUOTE=Magrus]You're supposed to say you're joining me! [/QUOTE]
And yet, here we are.

[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol]Has anyone here ever had a concussion? A minor one?[/QUOTE]
My brother had a major one...

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]But, if he was coming from the office, why didn't he write on a post it note? [/QUOTE]
Stutterers are stupid in that they maintain the hope that this time, THIS TIME, the words will come out.

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Oh, and It's Tequila Sunrise by the Eagles.[/QUOTE]
No, the Pee Wee version is by The Champs, and it's a totally different song.

Geoff stutters. Geoff also likes his beer. The problem Geoff has, is that whenever he tries to order a beer at the bar, he stutters so much that he can't actually get it. All that happens is "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-..." One day, Geoff devises a plan. He figures that he'll start saying "be...

[QUOTE=Magrus]I don't think I ever watched that movie to be honest. I don't watch much TV, or movies.[/QUOTE]
The Kevin Smith movies are worth seeing.

She was okay in Mallrats, but... I dunno. She looks kind of like a rat.

[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol]I'm pretty sure I don't. [/QUOTE]
Give it time.

[QUOTE=Magrus]@ Ara, Umm. SHUSH. She doesn't like that talk. :laugh:[/QUOTE]
She just doesn't know she does.

[QUOTE=shana]HUH?[/QUOTE]
He's cousin to Shannon Doherty.

[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol]:laugh: You're so sick[/QUOTE]
You like it.

[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol]Don't be so full of yourself! :laugh:[/QUOTE] Actually, I imagine he wants you to be full of him. BRING ON THE BAN! [QUOTE=shana]UM, excuse me, but Luke Perry ruled in his day, give him a break!!!!!!![/QUOTE] I agree! He totally pwned Pee Wee and his vampire friends in Sunnydale.