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by Gwalchmai
Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:23 am
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Spring Fashions
Replies: 13
Views: 1511

Tweed is so hawt! ..... in that Dr. Who kinda way.... ;)
by Gwalchmai
Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:47 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Spam on topic? No spam?
Replies: 34
Views: 3288

QuenGalad wrote:So, are we steering towards having sex with a car

Nice pun! :)
by Gwalchmai
Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:32 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Spam on topic? No spam?
Replies: 34
Views: 3288

I was considering reporting everyone in this thread as superfluous spammers, since the title clearly says "No spam," but then I realized that "Spam on topic" + "No spam" is a double negative, which essentially cancel's each other out (in English, at least). Therefore, the thread is, in reality, begg...
by Gwalchmai
Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:23 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: The Cat-Fish-Frog Tavern
Replies: 90
Views: 4388

Excellent! Thank you. I shall take this to bed with me and let you know if I wake up in the morning. I'm not sure why she wanted to tackle her buddy. I'm not entirely certain of the workings of unusually tall young women. I suspect they were just funnin' around. The sad part is that after hearing ab...
by Gwalchmai
Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:30 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: The Cat-Fish-Frog Tavern
Replies: 90
Views: 4388

Well, at this point, anything would be better than nothing.... [/digression] Actually, true story here. Someone I know was out drinking this weekend and thought she'd tackle her friend. She hit the sidewalk face first and broke her two front teeth. Being so drunk, she didn't feel the pain for anothe...
by Gwalchmai
Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:36 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Good Keyboards
Replies: 20
Views: 1648

The best keyboard is one that types your reports for you. Another key feature (pun intended) would be a pressure sensitive "W" that you make you actually run faster (in game) the harder you push on it. Since you're doing it anyway.... [SIZE="1"]It doesn't say 'no spam' in thread title....[/size]
by Gwalchmai
Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:28 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: The Cat-Fish-Frog Tavern
Replies: 90
Views: 4388

Its probably for the best. I think the health department and the SPCA were eying the ol' Man-Bear-Pig. Wow, I'm really tired. A drink right now would probably send me right over the edge. Sure, I'll have a double of whatever BS is drinking.
by Gwalchmai
Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:42 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: The Cat-Fish-Frog Tavern
Replies: 90
Views: 4388

*Looks around*

Cat-Fish-Fro.....?

Oh, sorry, I thought this was the Man-Bear-Pig Pub. My mistake. So sorry....

:)
by Gwalchmai
Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:55 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Zombie Apocalypse: are you prepared?
Replies: 122
Views: 5171

C Elegans wrote::speech: Oh my goodness, a zombie, a zombie!!! :speech:
No, no, not a zombie. I'm zombie proof! I'm like a flower with no pollen -- the bees don't want me. I am the farm field after Agent Orange. I am the expert at the Jedi No-Mind Trick.... "These aren't the brains you're looking for..." :D
by Gwalchmai
Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:54 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Zombie Apocalypse: are you prepared?
Replies: 122
Views: 5171

I seem to have mis-placed my brains quite some time ago. I should be pretty safe from any zombie attack. Perpetual stealth mode, as it were.
by Gwalchmai
Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:08 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: First Aid
Replies: 28
Views: 943

Bloodstalker wrote:I'm going to see about getting a law passed making any interaction between AC and DW required to be taped and posted on youtube! :mischief: :p
This is a law I could support!
by Gwalchmai
Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:04 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: First Aid
Replies: 28
Views: 943

dragon wench wrote:[color="Plum"]Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.[/color]
Ok, I'm going to have to stop you right there....
:p
by Gwalchmai
Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:34 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Coffee With A View
Replies: 8
Views: 516

LOL! When I was younger in Colorado, there was a shop called Debbie Does Donuts - I think it stayed open for several years! :)
by Gwalchmai
Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:50 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: The Bloodhou.... er Stalker.. has a Birthday!
Replies: 26
Views: 1120

Maharlika wrote:[color="Teal"]I mean, what good is Bloodstalker without the BS? :cool: [/color]
That would be "Loodtalker", which might be a pretty good alternative name for our dear birthday boy.... :o :D
by Gwalchmai
Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:08 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: The Bloodhou.... er Stalker.. has a Birthday!
Replies: 26
Views: 1120

BS... I missed it. :(

So..... how are your senior years treating you? Remember, you can get good car insurance through AARP, or so I'm told. :D
by Gwalchmai
Thu Jan 01, 2009 1:50 pm
Forum: Moderator Discussion
Topic: Merge SYM and Fan Fiction?
Replies: 18
Views: 189

Yes, Fan Fiction might see more traffic if it were merged with SYM like in ye olden days. As it is, I hardly have to check it but once a month.

Also, Baldur's Gate 3 forum - very useless - delete completely.... :)
by Gwalchmai
Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:53 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: bird, beast or other...
Replies: 27
Views: 1288

I often wonder the same thing about turkeys on X-mas. Often, we're still working on the leftovers from the month before. So we had some nice steak for X-mas, though I was considering pork or ham kebabs with a nice pineapple glaze....
by Gwalchmai
Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:30 pm
Forum: Moderator Discussion
Topic: In This Thread, You Can Post About Problematic Members
Replies: 2793
Views: 34019

Deleted gold spammer posts from sdfer and sdwee i the BG3 and Fan Fiction forums.... still trying to figure out how to assign infractions. After all these years, I'm still a newb. LOL
by Gwalchmai
Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:38 am
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Best and Worst Beer in the World...
Replies: 62
Views: 4855

That spell is unnecessary when Dark Flames are involved. You know that, DW. ;)
by Gwalchmai
Fri Aug 08, 2008 5:32 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Housewife (small rants)
Replies: 14
Views: 1086

That little flame on each of your burners is a pilot light, which you might also have on your hot water heater and your furnace if they run off of gas. Its there to make ignition of the burners and oven easy, without the need for matches (which some older stoves still need). The pilot light keeps a ...