Dungeons & Dragons Made Simple

GameSpy has kicked up a two-page editorial that aims to simplify your Dungeons & Dragons tabletop sessions. The article is apparently inspired by Wiley Publishing's new Dungeons & Dragons for Dummies book...
Some people play Dungeons & Dragons to have an enjoyable social experience creating a unique adventure story collaboratively with a group of close friends.

Other people play to win.

The beauty about my guide to D&D for complete and utter idiots is that I don't make any distinction over your goals within the game. If you're playing D&D, and you're a complete and utter idiot, you will benefit from my proven super-system. If the advice on the previous page wasn't simple enough, then clip out this handy flowchart and follow the instructions!