What the weirdest glitch you've ever seen? ***SPOILERS****

[billko]

You know that annoying hostess in the Red Dragon Restaurant, how she will go over to the bar and then talk (I'm assuming to her girlfriend on the phone)?

Well, I got so tired of her attitude, I fed on her (but not all the way) so she was in that stunned state... and then she started to talk while her head was still down and she was swaying. Made me laugh out loud.

Bill

[Raa]

Ah, that reminds me, it's also not a glitch but I found it's hilarious... if you jump on peoples heads you can knock them down s they fall, roll around and so. I first discovered it when Yukie was waiting for me in front of the fishmarket... I jumped down on her from the platform and she fell on her butt and rolled. I looked so funny. Later I discovered I can jump with crouch on someones head and it is interesting to watch them (and they don't protest, so you can knock them around as much as you wish).

It's silly, but you might try that for giggles

[Evrae]

I picked up an unusual glitch recently, which is starting to get abit annoying. On my new character whenever I walk down one of the roads leading from the Venture tower to the Last Round bar in Downtown I hear the sounds of a women screaming as if she's running away from something. I look all around but there's no sign of anything and it sticks with me for ages, it was quite funny the first.. 2 times.

[yrthwyndandfyre]

Originally Posted by Raa

Ah, that reminds me, it's also not a glitch but I found it's hilarious... if you jump on peoples heads you can knock them down s they fall, roll around and so. I first discovered it when Yukie was waiting for me in front of the fishmarket... I jumped down on her from the platform and she fell on her butt and rolled. I looked so funny. Later I discovered I can jump with crouch on someones head and it is interesting to watch them (and they don't protest, so you can knock them around as much as you wish).

On a similar note, a cute thing that is only achievable in certain circumnstances, but is fun nonetheless. As an example, I use the SOC quest when you make your way into the catacombs. There is that initial spot where you drop down several spiralling levels of ledge to take out one patrolling guard and one stationary guard. If you can kack the patrolling guard from the ledge without alarming the stationary guard, then you can position yourself directly above the stationary guard. From there, if you do it right, you can literally drop right onto his neck. You step over the ledge directly above him, and just before you fall on him, you hit Feed, and you literally land on his neck, feeding.

[wwwo|f]

I think the weirdest i found was at the patron of arts quest.

I got stuck at the laser grid and started to save after i had managed to pass just one when i realized that the lasers stopped flashing on and off.. So therefore i loaded a game some time before the laser grid and smashed the control and waited until almost all the lasers had turned off and then i saved and when i loaded that game i saved.. All the lasers except two were completely off

So you see?
When you save, all the lasers halt at their current mode.
Either on or off.

[yrthwyndandfyre]

I finally went over the deep end to see just how far I could go with discipline modification. I made a Tremere character with 11 disciplines. Problems:

After nine disciplines, you can only change them through the cheat console.
With nine disciplines, your hotkey selections will be eventually trimmed to 2.

Inasmuch as it is awfully difficult to max out even three disciplines within the strictures of the game, having more than three is practically useless except as an exercise. If you decide to attempt more than three, though, there are consequences.

[Mortakai]

The weirdest glitch I have come across only happens with my Malk character. Everyone in the game will disintagrate like vampires when killed yet I can feed off of them like normal annd everything else works like normal. Maybe its just cause Malk's are inherently insane that this happens dunno but I find it kinda funny commiting diablerie on people that are siuppossedly human yet disintagrate like vampires

[mr_sir]

thats not cos they are malkavian as i've never had that happen as a malk, so must have just been a glitch in your game

[Raa]

Originally Posted by Mortakai

The weirdest glitch I have come across only happens with my Malk character. Everyone in the game will disintagrate like vampires when killed yet I can feed off of them like normal annd everything else works like normal. Maybe its just cause Malk's are inherently insane that this happens dunno but I find it kinda funny commiting diablerie on people that are siuppossedly human yet disintagrate like vampires

I found that problem originating in the unofficial patch, like I mentioned in this thread:http://gamebanshee.com/forums/showthread.php?t=70322

[Theoris]

i've noticed that with most of the female characters i enter dialoge with have a hard time controling their breasts. the charater will be completely stationary yet their boobs look like those of someone who is doing jumping jacks.....funny none the less.

[pennypincher]

Originally Posted by Theoris

i've noticed that with most of the female characters i enter dialoge with have a hard time controling their breasts. the charater will be completely stationary yet their boobs look like those of someone who is doing jumping jacks.....funny none the less.

And wouldn't THAT make the time fly??

[Rass F.]

Wierdest Glitch I've ever seen was just now.

I was playing a Brujah character brawler type, with 5 points in Celerity, at the bottem of the Brotherhood area. The are with Grunfeld Bach. Anyway, after fighting him about 4-5 times, toying with him (Dodging sniper rounds is pretty simple with celerity 5) I decided to try hurling stuff at him. Unfortunately, the only things that I found that did damage to him where the boxes on the piles of 3, and those are the only ones that you can move. Well, about the 5th time through, I picked up a box, and sprinted up the stairs he starts at, unfortunately, on the way up, I smashed it against the railing, making it unusable for throwing. I went back down and saw the mannequins. I grabbed one and sprinted back up stairs, more carefully, made the turn, charged up about 2 steps and hurled it. It flew blindingly fast and smashed him in the skull for exactly 500 points of damage. He vanished as soon as it smacked him, giving me the feeling he had been disintegrated on impact. ^_^

Patch 1.2 only, but still pretty funny, gonna see if I can reproduce this.

Edit: I've been able to reproduce this flawlessly time after time, anyone else able to do it? If so, I think this may be a good way to get past bach in seconds painlessly. Oh yeah, and with differing positions, I noted that he dissappeared because of his proximity to the wall, changing position and then beaning him with it causes him to fly off a decent ways.

[yrthwyndandfyre]

Originally Posted by Theoris

i've noticed that with most of the female characters i enter dialoge with have a hard time controling their breasts. the charater will be completely stationary yet their boobs look like those of someone who is doing jumping jacks.....funny none the less.

That's not actually that weird. I know women who do it. Normally very body-proud women who are, naturally, pleased with their endowment and like to show it off. They can make them to that by any number of means, like flexing the pectoral muscles, and subtly bouncing up and down on the balls of their feet so they look stationary but are not.

[thetammyjo]

Hello, everyone, I'm new.

My friend loaned me this game to try out because ran a tabletop Vampire RPG for six years.

However I'm finding it very difficult.

For example, in terms of glitches, I've never been able to get the elevator in the Empire Hotel to work (thus blocking off at least two of my quests) and now the Skyline apartment elevator isn't working either for me since I started the Necromantic quest.

Anyone else have these problems and what did you do about them?

TammyJo

[shana]

Are you a nosferatu? If so, you have to use the air vents to get to the quest locations. You can use the vents no matter the clan. In the Empire, you get to the vent from the outside, on the side of the hotel, over a dumpster. At Skyeline, the vent is in the basement.