Jokes- You know you've been Embraced by _ when...

[forgedude]

To start the ball-
You know you've been Embraced by a Toreador when you unwittingly experience Final Death because those heavy blinds and curtains with that wallpaper just have to go...
...By a Brujah when you break Masquerade to show your former buddies your newfound street-fighting skills and the new Harley you just "acquired", and in life you were an accountant named Murray...

[xjinx]

You know that you've been embraced by a Giovanni if you find that someone has put a 'If you can read this, I've got your soul' bumpersticker on your car.

[forgedude]

...you may just be a Giovanni when the kids look forward to their birthday presents from Grampa and Grandma every year and they've been dead since 1968.
...you've been embraced by a Ventrue when your greatest shame is that after being declared dead your family got a concrete memorial marker rather than marble.

[Darth Rabbits]

You know you've been Embraced by a Malkavian ....

.....when you'd rather speak to the invisible bunny monster than avoid sunlight.

.....when you freak out on a stop sign, repeatedly.

.....when nothing scares you more than a kitten.

[Lukeatus]

When all you can say to other kindred is that you also drink blood.

[Lukeatus]

You're amazed by the rats' ability to dig their own network of tunnels.

[gonin]

...when u skip a dinner date to munch on a rat

...when you have to stop a conversation to pick up your ear

[Celacena]

you know you've been embraced -

by a Tremere when you realise you know the boiling point of blood

by a Toreador when you REALLY miss seeing your reflection in mirrors

by a Gangrel when you decide that vultures are too disorganised and need a leader

[gonin]

You fill your basement with earth to practice your own death

When people come with pitchforks to kill you you let them in and offer biscuits

[Lukeatus]

Celacena,
In the world of Vampire: The Masquerade, vampires CAN see their own reflections in mirrors. The only exception are the Lasombra, they're the only ones that can't. Have you played Vampire Masquerade Redemption? A mission on that game illustrates this fact nicely.

[FiendishlyChaos]

You know that you've been embraced by a Tzimisce when you watch hospital dramas for the operations and take a biology degree for kicks

You know that you've been embraced by a Giovanni when you read Herbert West - Reanimator for lifestyle tips

You know that you have been embraced by a Brujah when you get pissed off by the London Congestion Charge and react by throwing your car into Thames

You know that you have been embraced by a Settite when you suddenly decide to do various Voldemort impressions

[Sir Twist]

You know you've been embraced by a Malkavian when the tv not only responds to you, but also it does mostly what it says.

[DarkMasta]

You know you have been embraced by a Toreador when you kill yourself because your shoes dont match your jacket.

You know you have been embraced by a Malkavian when you avoid the night instead of the sunlight.

You know you have been embraced by a Gangrel when you star watching BBC Wildlife documentaries.

You know you have been embraced by a Ventrue when somebody punchs you and you throw words and money at his face.

You know you have been embraced by a Brujah when you train your fighting you punch the wall instead of the punchingbag