Sure signs you have been playing too much

You find yourself thinking:

A Brujah with a shotgun is no where as dangerous as a Malkavian with a toothbrush...........

You walk down the street in a crouch, staring at people's necks...

Cheers,
TGHO

You go to bed every 2 hours, claiming you have to restart yourself. Cheap crack, I know, I still love the game.

You go up to people, hit them on the head, and run away to hide in the shadows... then don't understand when they pursue and catch you!

You donate blood regularly and are perplexed as to why you don't have an army of ghouls yet.

The Ocean House no longer creeps you out (I admit I have not gotten to this point yet).

You try to log on to every computer in sight and read all the mail and for some reason, CTRL-C doesn't seem to work....

You often say things in conversations like, "You *will* give me the last slice of chocolate cake."... then are surprised when the other person doesn't obey.

You start to use lines from Bloodlines to hit on girls.
When you take a cab home afterwards(without company ) you forget to pay the driver.

Even as a female, I just about have the same problem!

You get stuck while trying to crawl through ventilation shafts

you crouch behind someone and think you're invisible

You're brain starts stuttering and everything turns to molasses after a couple hours. Seriously, I could barely eat cereal after playing this for 6 hours...I'm sure this game can induce an epileptic fit if you have less than 512 RAM.

No, no, no, you're going about this all wrong. You have to cut yourself, thus spending the blood point. THEN they'll obey.

When you want to ask someone a question, you start saying things like: "May I mine your gray matter?"

When someone starts talking about vampires you try to tear his head off hoping for a Masquerade redemption. Makes you kinda unpopular with Anne Rice book clubs....

Every time you meet a Chinese person you freak out and reach for your nearest trusty Jaeger Pass.

The problem I really have is that I'm very disappointed when I order my GF to change into something different and I *will* be pleasantly surprised when I return.

I swear I've been going in and out of her room for ages without even seeing one sexy outfit.

You fake your own near-death outside of Goth clubs, hoping that some sympathetic vamp will feed you their blood.

1) You meet a beautiful woman in a night club, make out with her, leave without a word, and are confused as to why she hates your guts when you try and make out with her again after one sentance the next night.

2) You ocassionaly speak in red text?

3) You kill innocent people and are shocked to find your headshrinker doesn't acept "But it was a COMBAT zone!" as a reason your not and insane bas#@$d

4) You find yourself standing outside doors of buildings, with them open, waiting impatiently for the inside to load.

5) You have sex with crazy female vampires and dudes in graveyards for "Experince Points"

You have something to post on the "Sure signs you have been playing too much" thread. . .