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03-19-2007, 05:07 PM
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| | When you go to your computer hoping to modify your girlfriend to be better
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04-01-2007, 09:33 AM
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Posts: 935
| | When you find yourself taking more time to decide what mods to use,
than you do actually playing the game. 
__________________ I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death"-anon |
04-15-2007, 02:30 AM
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| | When you randomly pull your journal out, jotting down things people tell you. "I may need this information later." you say.
When you call your mother a s'wit, and she's actually taking offense from it.
When you stumble out of a bar, you expect to be able to carry heavier things (whether you're drunk or not!)
People stop and stare when you regale the tale of how, "Well, I was *supposed* to deliver the skirt to her, but... yeah, she's kinda nuts. When she told *me* to model it, I kinda put it on her cat. Yeah. Yeah, then she killed it..."
People stare even more when you say, "I asked for a promotion, and he just told me to take all my clothes off."
And let's not forget, "I was just walking along, minding my own business, and this guy falls right outta the sky! Well, he died when he landed, so I figured it'd be alright if I took his clothes and read his journal..."
That's all I got for now.
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What the female Revan really thinks when Carth says his little catchphrase... "Down you go!" |
04-15-2007, 02:43 AM
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| | | when you kill someone and expect to get a fine |
04-17-2007, 02:50 PM
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| | When you're playing Call of Duty and stop and try to pick ingredients for your alchemy skills.
__________________ I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death"-anon |
04-22-2007, 04:31 PM
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| | | when you wonder why the RSPCA is taking you to court simply because you were killing large rats aka dogs and cats.
when you reply to a judge, who asks why you killed somebody simply because they disagreed with you, that it is the telvanni way.
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04-22-2007, 04:55 PM
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| | When, upon contemplating that you have some time in which to indulge your Morrowind hobby, you can't decide if you want to play the game or read some of the better fan fiction you've found. 
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testingtest12Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
testingtest12.......All those moments ... will be lost ... in time ... like tears in rain. |
04-22-2007, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by dragon wench  When, upon contemplating that you have some time in which to indulge your Morrowind hobby, you can't decide if you want to play the game or read some of the better fan fiction you've found. | or multitask and do both...
__________________ I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death"-anon |
04-22-2007, 10:57 PM
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| | | When you are like me and wondering if you should fill in the map by walking ALL over it and seeing it you can vist EVERY tomb, cave, dadric shrine, mine, house etc.........
Join MA!
Morrowinders Anonymous!
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04-23-2007, 11:15 AM
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| | When you have no trouble at all understanding the humour of the image linked to in this thread
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testingtest12Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
testingtest12.......All those moments ... will be lost ... in time ... like tears in rain. |
04-23-2007, 02:02 PM
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| | | Oh, man, but that's a cute drawing anyway! |
04-23-2007, 03:43 PM
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| | | You are awakened by a loud noise... |
04-24-2007, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Greg. You are awakened by a loud noise... | I wouldn't count that...
Many of us do, even though some may not have played Morrowind at all...
You see, wakeup alarms tend to make loud noise
J/k
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04-24-2007, 08:34 AM
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| | ...you learn scripting in an attempt to build a house.
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04-24-2007, 09:54 AM
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| | | You know you don't need scripting to make a house.
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