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08-02-2004, 09:29 AM
|  | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: A forest in which no one will find me and disrupt the serenity of my pack.
Posts: 129
| | | When you get poisoned or paralized you shrug and say"it'll wear off." |
08-02-2004, 12:49 PM
|  | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Cell Block E
Posts: 2,148
| | | when someone compliments you and you think "i should go into third person view, and see if they're right"
when attempting to sneak in at night you think "now where did i leave that potion of invisbility"
Last edited by giles337; 08-02-2004 at 01:07 PM.
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08-02-2004, 01:28 PM
|  | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Black Talon cloning facility
Posts: 3,130
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- You jump off from the 4th floor certain that you will never get more than a slight wound
-You think that that broken leg you got from jumping off the 4th floor will fully recover when you wake up Arno_v -Try to save your life before doing something risky. adahn -Any sain person would want to do that ^^ That would be awesom! Just think, you know you're gonna get into a fight with your girl friend, so you save before entering her house, and re play it ten times over, after which, you'd know exactly what she's gonna say, that kind of things she's gonna try to trick you up on. And find the perfect defence! Maybe even make up, and have a little make up xxx.
Saving before a fight with anyone.Think if some one tries to kill you, you know every single move they'll make. They will be so confussed that you can walk away and laugh at the fool. or save before your girlfriend and you make up so you can reply it over and over. dont think me perverted you all know you were thinking of it dont lie to yourself. 
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08-02-2004, 04:30 PM
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| | When you go to a shop and they don't have what you want in stock, so you say to the cashier- 'Don't worry, I'll just wait for 24 hours outside and get it then.' 
Or, walking into the storeroom of a shop, make sure no-one's looking, pick up everything in there and wondering why you get arrested afterwards...
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08-02-2004, 07:04 PM
| | Member | | Join Date: Aug 2004
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| | | When you put a lit candle in your backpack |
08-02-2004, 07:32 PM
|  | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Planet Bob
Posts: 623
| | | -when you are amazed that there are 4 different kinds of shirts at a clothing store.
- when you wake up looking for Dark Brotherhood scumbags if you are awoken by a loud noise.
- if, when surfing, you freak out whenever you see a fish, because it will try to eat you.
- if you are ever disoriented when you walk through a door and dont see a loading screen.
- if you wonder why jumping isnt getting you places faster than walking.
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08-03-2004, 03:45 PM
| | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Orygun
Posts: 188
| | | if you are at work and think "ok if I wash the dishes and mow the yard in an hour and a half I will have 5 hours to play before its 10:30 and I have to sleep" and as you play look at the clock and get more pissed every hour less you have to play |
08-11-2004, 03:58 AM
|  | Member | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Yodas Hovel
Posts: 27
| | | when you kill someone then drop all items on your person and try to go pay a fine and wonder why are arrested on counts of murder and indecent exposure
when you go into a shop and buy something becuase its only £100
when buying shirts you enquire whether they are exquisite or just common
when talking to someone you wait to be prompted with options of what to say to them
when you go to the bus stop and expect a stilt strider to be waiting for you
when you wonder why you can't pick something up that weighs 300kg and walk to the next town over
when you cautiously enter ruins of castles waiting to be assaulted by dremora
when you wonder why you fall over clutching your side and holding on for dear life after only being stabbed once
when you think you are the mightiest warrior because you were able to kill someone in one stab
when you talk to crab trying to buy goods
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What is mind? no matter, what is matter? never mind
-alrite we'll kill him first then have tea and biscuits
-ok
-not biscuits
-alrite alrite lets just kill him
-hey hes buggered off
-he 'as hes scarpered
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08-11-2004, 04:05 AM
|  | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 1,256
| | | Whenever you are waiting for something to happen, you sleep.
You expect not to be seen by crouching.
You think you can get away with not eating or drinking for 150 days. |
08-11-2004, 05:22 AM
|  | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Inside The Machine
Posts: 1,149
| | | You belive that by going into old ruined factorys you'll find the plans for some sort of complex machine that are worth alot, the same with ruined buildings, except you expect to find the statue and shrine of a god, and you then go about stealing the offerings made to him hoping that you will be attacked by some random guy that has an item on him thats worth alot of money.
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08-11-2004, 11:14 AM
| | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: A forest in which no one will find me and disrupt the serenity of my pack.
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| | | When you look at armor and weapons waiting for something to tell you what they do,when you see something shine and you think "cool its magic",when you acidentally steal instead of talking to someone,when you talk to everyone hoping for a quest.
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08-11-2004, 11:30 AM
| | Member | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Yodas Hovel
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| | | when you try to go 150 days without a dump
when you wonder why there is no music playing as you walk about
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What is mind? no matter, what is matter? never mind
-alrite we'll kill him first then have tea and biscuits
-ok
-not biscuits
-alrite alrite lets just kill him
-hey hes buggered off
-he 'as hes scarpered
rough lines from monty python sketch |
08-11-2004, 02:15 PM
| | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: A forest in which no one will find me and disrupt the serenity of my pack.
Posts: 129
| | | When you try to press start so you make your footsteps quieter,when you try to find someone who'll sell you a pet scrib or rat,when you wonder why you got frostbite from running around in your normal clothes in 40 below weather,when you find a boat pulled up on shore and you imediately thinks "reavers!",you try to click on a shrine and offer it gold so you can be cured of cancer,when you challenge your boss to a duel so you can take his place.
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08-11-2004, 05:24 PM
|  | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: DC
Posts: 240
| | | When you squat down near a person for several hours, thinking youll be more sneaky afterwards.
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08-12-2004, 01:46 AM
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when you wonder why there is no music playing as you walk about
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