Who's the stupidest person you fought?

OneWingedAngel · #1 (**permalink**) 12-20-2005, 11:12 AM

haha, I ask this because I was fighting Umbra, and he was running around in a circle. then he ran OVER the mountain into Suran, were he was still running, he ran from there to the manor house out by there, and I finally killed him.

I thought that was stupid, how about you guys?

DARK SAGE · #2 (**permalink**) 12-21-2005, 04:36 AM

Gotta be that tiny wood elf standing in front of the Mournhold Temple( After he attacked me when I refused to give him 10 gp)

SupaCat · #3 (**permalink**) 12-21-2005, 08:17 AM

that tiny wood elf kicked my ass more then once. Anyway most people of morrowind are idiots!!!! you have too fight them run to somewhere where they cant come and they will go Crazy!!!

Gromph · #4 (**permalink**) 12-21-2005, 10:04 AM

Dagoth Ur....he charged me and I jumped(I jump high) and he went right under me and over the edge into some lava.

Raven_Song · #5 (**permalink**) 12-22-2005, 08:14 AM

I believe it was some brain dead witch who attempted to thwart my argonian character with poison magic

Gangrel Hound · #6 (**permalink**) 12-22-2005, 06:36 PM

I can't think of anything more stupid than trying to poison someone immune to poison. Raven wins the round!! hehe

fable · #7 (**permalink**) 12-22-2005, 06:52 PM

There was, as I recall, a warrior standing outside a city who offers to fight you. You can turn him down, but if you don't, he's around level 30 and pretty powerful.

That said, if you can run away, levitate, and carry several restore magicka potions while possessing good destructive spells, he'll just stand around, watching you.

Have to say, I'm looking forward to Radiant AI in Oblivion. It's said to avoid cheesy sitauations like this.

JesterKing · #8 (**permalink**) 12-22-2005, 10:15 PM

I seem to recall a certain naked barbarian who thought that, after i had saved his life roughly 2 dozen times, it would be a good idea to kill me for accidentally hurting him with a AoE spell. He took two swings at me with his fists, then ran away from me into a boulder (mind you, i hadnt hit him again) and died.

He never struck me as being overly bright.

Radiant AI, amen.

OneWingedAngel · #9 (**permalink**) 12-23-2005, 04:41 AM

I think another was Amelexia, (spelt that wrong?) and Her Hands Guards. I attacked Amelexia, (w/e) and the guards attacked me. I jumped in the air and they all said at once, "Run Away!" and scattered. I laughed so hard. and then they all gathered around me and slaughtered me.

2D2 · #10 (**permalink**) 12-23-2005, 06:16 AM

[quote=JesterKing]I seem to recall a certain naked barbarian
i know i saw this guy, i just killed him, oh and theres this orc in the balmora mages guild and if u kill him this message comes up saying about something to do with a doomed world wot the hell!!!???:

fable · #11 (**permalink**) 12-23-2005, 06:46 AM

If it's the message I think it is, it's the game's way of telling you that you just killed someone vital to your main quest. So you need to restart before taking that action--assuming you want to "complete" the game.

Gangrel Hound · #12 (**permalink**) 12-23-2005, 07:35 AM

I can't think of any particularly stupid fighters(that haven't already been mentioned). But I found this to be annoying:

I created an Argonian Pugilist Thief(before I knew that Hand to Hand sucked). He was picking locks, paying the fines, then looting the houses in Seyda Neen. On the way to Arrilles', a guard followed me, a level 1 nobody. When I cam back out a bit wealthy, the guard stated,"Let's see what you're made of." and killed me. I didn't play as an Argonian for two years because of that.

OneWingedAngel · #13 (**permalink**) 12-23-2005, 10:18 AM

I hate people who hate when people hate cliff racers.

thats a brain buster right there. But I also think cliff racers are stupid, and people who are rude to you.

RebelousDarkElf · #14 (**permalink**) 12-23-2005, 03:13 PM

Hllalu gaurds are definiteally the stupidest. They just sprint up and attack me, but I have Truflame (good one-handed sword) so there is no problem. But, I mean they just attacked me, no bounty and I'm part of House Hllalu. Honestally, Who just sprints up to someone just to die, the whole thing was rediculous.

OneWingedAngel · #15 (**permalink**) 12-27-2005, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by RebelousDarkElf

Hllalu gaurds are definiteally the stupidest. They just sprint up and attack me, but I have Truflame (good one-handed sword) so there is no problem. But, I mean they just attacked me, no bounty and I'm part of House Hllalu. Honestally, Who just sprints up to someone just to die, the whole thing was rediculous.

seriously. I was messing around on my Nord character before restarting a game, and I got over 2,000,000 gold bounty on my head, and I was running through each town, gathering as many guards as I could to follow me. WOW, I think I had about 20 guards on my ass. Then I jumped in the air and they all ran.