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11-12-2004, 04:35 PM
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| | | Guard in Pelagiad:
"Yes, I know I look like the guard down the road, and he looks like the guard on the docks at Seyda Neen, and we all three look like the guards you'll find in the fort down the road. It's called inbreeding. Now shove off."
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To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe. |
12-29-2004, 05:26 AM
|  | Member | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Netherlands
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| | | Ogrim Titan
Ogrim Titan: Yes, I admit, It was me who ate all the children.....But please do not put this ridiculously big sword in me or i'll call all the cliff racers to my aid 
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the tripple "L" :
Live your Life the way you Like!
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12-29-2004, 07:17 AM
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12-29-2004, 12:02 PM
|  | Moderator and Twisted Sister | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: The maelstrom where chaos merges with lucidity
Posts: 18,215
| | Any NPC on the Dren Plantation:
"Aw Dude, let's order a pizza from the Half Way... I got the worst case of the munchies.....Totally
gnarly man!" 
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testingtest12Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
testingtest12.......All those moments ... will be lost ... in time ... like tears in rain.
Last edited by dragon wench; 12-29-2004 at 12:06 PM.
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12-29-2004, 10:46 PM
|  | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: My Place
Posts: 205
| | | Any female to the player's male character:
"Hey there shtud, I've had a coupla flinsh an' yer lookin' kina good. You feelin' lucky?"
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12-30-2004, 08:31 AM
| | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Between your lips
Posts: 663
| | Any Storm Atronach, that walks into a disco:
"Yeah let's party..oh, mind the floating rocks around my body, oops, that was so not me, WHOOPS, sorry, that was actually me, um...yeah sure, I'll leave... " |
12-30-2004, 07:36 PM
|  | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The floor?
Posts: 1,967
| | | Dagoth Ur: "Yes yes yes, I know, I know, you're here to fight me to the death, bla bla bla...just give me five minutes, I think I'm just about to get to the end of Chapter Nine in Dungeon Siege..."
__________________ I sincerely wish we could re-consider this plan from a perspective that involved pants. |
12-31-2004, 06:25 AM
|  | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Cell Block E
Posts: 2,148
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Hircine the hunter:
Which aspect shall you fight me in? Speed, Strength, Guile, or.... Cuddles
*morphs into giant pink teddy bear*
Any Female NPC:
Help me adventurer! An imperial guard asked me to marry him last night but they all look the same. Ask every single one of them until you find out which it was. And you'd better pray you're not in the imperial legion either, or you'll have to lug around an extra cuirass to make the talk to you  See you later!
__________________ Mag: Don't remember much at all of last night do you? Me: put simply.... No 
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
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12-31-2004, 04:46 PM
|  | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Everywhere
Posts: 233
| | | add to giles
Female: Are you my husband. Are you my husband. Etc,Etc.
Guard 1: Yes
Guard 2: Yes
Guard 3: Yes
Etc Etc so on and so forth
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Best Games Of All Time IMO
Fable
Morrowind
Oblivion
Diablo
Diablo II
Star Wars KOTOR
Star Wars KOTOR II
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01-04-2005, 06:13 AM
|  | Member | | Join Date: Jun 2004
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| | | NPC: "Ah yes a good pint after a hard days work....What! you want to learn about axes!!! what now!! can't it wait? oh well!
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02-02-2005, 04:24 AM
|  | Banned | | Join Date: May 2004 Location: my place probably
Posts: 331
| | | silt strider guy: i might get a an extravagant shirt and maybe some pants |
02-02-2005, 06:38 PM
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| | | Guys, keep it clean. We're starting to get complaints, and I had to remove the last comment which went over-the-line. Thanks.
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To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe. |
02-02-2005, 08:24 PM
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Posts: 71
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walking corpus to creeper the scapm:hey you got booze right? can you spare a bottle of skooma? i got a few ladie corpuses waiting.....  |
02-02-2005, 08:41 PM
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shopkeeper: hmmmm he just picked my bedroom door,picked my chests and is looking through my crates sacks and cuboards,and is sneaking around....wait what is happening to all my stuff??? .....well who cares right....right?  |
02-03-2005, 05:16 AM
|  | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Italy
Posts: 644
| | | *Past*
Dagoth Ur: I'm going to become a great artist one day *smiles all cute like while licking a lollipop*
*Present*
Dagoth Ur's cronies: Hail Dagoth Ur!
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