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Old 03-15-2004, 09:43 AM
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Thats soooooooo funny!!!!

whats the funniest thing you have ever heard someone say?

my fav is when i walked around naked and a female said "if there was ever a reason to wear clothes, your it"

omfg! how funny is that!
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Old 03-15-2004, 11:31 PM
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Mine is when a guy named creeper says something like this: "please buy something....I got booze...."

Was something like that! lol!
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Old 03-16-2004, 02:57 AM
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He also says something like "Thank you Caldera! I'll be here all week!"
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Old 03-16-2004, 04:10 AM
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i quite like it when people call me "grandmaster", you know how much i like it 100%'
its not funny but it makes me happy
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Old 03-16-2004, 11:48 AM
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when the guards in mournhold say 'if i worked out, i'd have a body like that too'
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Old 03-16-2004, 12:23 PM
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The mad Khajit in the Sheograd region who tells you about the Shrine of Boethiah is hilarious. He has some interesting ideas about how to become a lich. He is called something the mad i think - i could not find him second time round. He is on a tiny island with a fishing rod.
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Old 03-16-2004, 01:58 PM
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When you run around n your undergarments and everyone says, " Very funny now put some clothes on!"

I just laugh and shove my bootie in their face...
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Old 03-17-2004, 08:20 PM
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That was not funny....but i got booze!!F*** yeah!
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Old 03-18-2004, 04:08 AM
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also, when people say:
"you will suffer greatly!" or
"you will DIE"
and you kinda laugh and think to yourself:

"no."
then slaughter them mercillessly, before hacking off their head and displaying it in your room as a trophy for all to see that you are THE CHOSEN ONE, and that EVERYONE will bow down to your might and power, or suffer the twisted consequences of hell...
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Old 03-18-2004, 04:12 AM
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also, when people say:
"you will suffer greatly!" or
"you will DIE"
and you kinda laugh and think to yourself:

"no."
then slaughter them mercillessly, before hacking off their head and displaying it in your room as a trophy for all to see that you are THE CHOSEN ONE, and that EVERYONE will bow down to your might and power, or suffer the twisted consequences of hell...
[sarcasm]you dont sound like a megalomaniac at all![/sarcasm]

i had this one fight last time i played, with 2 people in heavy armour and me in just clothes with no weapon equipped. and one said they had the upper hand. i beat them both senseless with my fists
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Old 03-18-2004, 04:28 AM
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hahahaa, good call


but seriously, i apologise, i had one of my "moments"
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Cool

The best has to be the git around Sayda Neen who flys like a brick. Boost acrobatics to a thousand indeed! (gotta luv his hat though)
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Old 03-20-2004, 05:02 AM
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me and chimp were just saying the same thing yesterday! we called it the funky looking yellow condom! lol

anyway we kepped his journal because its just so funny!

out of interest WHAT DID HE THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!!!! LOL!!!!!
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Old 03-20-2004, 01:52 PM
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he wnted to if i recall, "jump on top of the towers and call his name" or something along those lines anyay.

it didnt quite go that way though
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Cool

Either way the man knew how to make an impression... pity it was on the ground.
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