Favorite Quotes from Morrowind

[rnrules]

You're just walking around and all of a sudden this guy turns to you and says

"You like to dance close to the fire, don't ya?"

I don't know why but this seems funny too me. What is your favorite quote?

[Kameleon]

I love it when I run past a guard and he says "Keep moving." No, actually I hate it, and I want to smash his gormless smug expression-fixed face in every time.

[rnrules]

When a guard usually gets on my bad side, I like to box with him, and then kill him and run around wearing his skirt. I hear all those dumb lines too much:

"Let's not make this official outlander, move along"
"I'm watching you, move along"
"Move along"
"By the three, you really suck!"

Okay not so sure about that last one, but they call me scum enough that I know they don't like me . Until I save them all then they won't shut up...

[Kameleon]

Hehehe...I just got the cunning connection between your location and your avatar...

If one more red-eyed Dunmer scumbag calls me "outlander" I swear I'm going vamp...

[free_fall]

"Seen any elves?.......Hahahahaha"

Speaking of just walking around, I was just walking around and heard the "Someone's watching me - I can feel it" line. I quickily looked around and there was absolutely no one in sight. Ooh, creeped me out!

[Rahvin]

"It would be an honor to speak with you"

[Oblivion]

hehe, when I taunted a dremora (Ithink it was that) on a temple quest he said:
I will kill you. Then I will rape your corpse... don't worry, I'll be gentle.

I laughed my ass off. Also some of the weird compliments.... "May the wind be on you back" and "may you walk on warm sands"

[Tybaltus]

"Wuggh!" -Nord being hit

I dont know why I find that so amusing.

"You N'Wah!" -Dark Elf attack phrase

Ahhhh Classic....

[Masheene]

I think it's hillarious when they whistle at you. What are they trying to communicate with that?

[Rahvin]

lol that rape one is hilarious! i gotta try that