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[HighLordDave]

1. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is HighLordDave.
2. There are six towns named HighLordDave in the United States.
3. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and HighLordDave.
4. The only Englishman to become HighLordDave was Nicholas Breakspear, who was HighLordDave from 1154 to 1159.
5. HighLordDave will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C!
6. HighLordDave was named after HighLordDave the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
7. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets HighLordDave.
8. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than HighLordDave!
9. The risk of being struck by HighLordDave is one occurence every 9,300 years.
10. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten HighLordDave!

[Gunofgod]

1.Gunofgod has 118 ridges around the edge.
2.Birds do not sleep in Gunofgod, though they may rest in him from time to time.
3.Reindeer like to eat Gunofgod!
4.Originally, Gunofgod could not fly!
5.Finding Gunofgod on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
6.Americans discard enough Gunofgod to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
7.Gunofgod once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!
8.Gunofgod can sleep for three and a half years.
9.Gunofgod never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
10.The horns of Gunofgod are made entirely from hair!

[ch85us2001]

1 Chu has three eyelids.
2 A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Chu.
3 It took Chu 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
4 Chu is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
5 Chu is only six percent water. *nods*
6 Chu is the world's tallest woman!
7 Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Chu!
8 Without its lining of Chu, your stomach would digest itself! (I command you!)
9 Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Chu. (Hey, were cousins too!)
10 Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Chu.

[Juniper]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Juni!

1. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Juni.
2. Without its lining of Juni, your stomach would digest itself.
3. The condom - originally made from Juni - was invented in the early 1500s.
4. Baskin Robbins once made Juni flavoured ice cream!
5. Juni is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
6. Worldwide, Juni is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
7. Juni can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis!
8. Juni is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
9. When Juni is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
10. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Juni every year.

[ch85us2001]

Originally Posted by Juniper1028

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Juni!
3. The condom - originally made from Juni - was invented in the early 1500s.

*Self moderation*

4. Baskin Robbins once made Juni flavoured ice cream!

I bet that was tasty.

5. Juni is 1500 years older than the pyramids!

We knew that.

9. When Juni is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.

[Luis Antonio]

The patron saint of Luis Antonio is Saint Eugenie.
Luis Antonio is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Luis Antonio.
Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Luis Antonio!
The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Luis Antonio state'.
By tradition, a girl standing under Luis Antonio cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
Pacman was originally called Luis Antonioman.
Luis Antonio can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!
Luis Antonio has four noses!
Ideally, Luis Antonio should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.

[Luis Antonio]

Originally Posted by Juniper1028

5. Juni is 1500 years older than the pyramids!

Of course she seems younger.

[Luis Antonio]

Donald Duck's middle name is sex.
It's bad luck to put sex on a bed.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching sex.
Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by sex.
The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal sex.
A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but sex can not!
The National Heart Foundation recommends eating sex at least three times a week.
The sex-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand sex-fights take place there every day.
99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as sex.
Sex can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.

[Juniper]

Originally Posted by Luis Antonio

Of course she seems younger.

LOL.....thank you....i attribute it to absorbing water from my surroundings by osmosis....keeps the skin healthy..

[Fiberfar]

1. Fiberfaricide is the killing of Fiberfar.

2. The patron saint of Fiberfar is Saint Eugenie.

3. Over 2000 people have now climbed Fiberfar, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.

4. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Fiberfar.

5. Baskin Robbins once made Fiberfar flavoured ice cream!

6. Fiberfar can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.

7. Fiberfar can sleep with one eye open.

8. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Fiberfar!

9. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Fiberfar.

10. You should always open Fiberfar at least an hour before drinking him.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lestat]

People used to believe that dressing their male children as Lestat would protect them from evil spirits.
Ostriches stick their heads in Lestat not to hide but to look for water. ouch!
Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Lestat.
If the annual Australian Lestat crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
Lestat can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time. water?
California is the biggest exporter of Lestat in the world!
Lestat will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C.
Lestat can sleep for three and a half years!
Lestat is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.
Lestat will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory!

[Fiona]

1. In 1982 Time Magazine named buck satan its 'Man of the Year'!
2. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after buck satan.
3. Reindeer like to eat buck satan.
4. During World War II, Americans tried to train buck satan to drop bombs.
5. Buck satan has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
6. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to buck satan is 10:1.
7. Buck satan once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.(!)
8. Snow White's coffin was made of buck satan.
9. Buck satan can sleep for three and a half years.
10. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by buck satan fighting underground!

[Aegis]

1. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by aegis.
2. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of aegis!
3. Aegis is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
4. The fingerprints of aegis are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
5. Aegis can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
6. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Aegis', hated aegis and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
7. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with aegis in your mouth.
8. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by aegis as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
9. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of aegis!
10. Astronauts get taller when they are in aegis!

[Fiona]

1. George bush can last longer without water than a camel can.
2. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than george bush.
3. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at george bush.
4. Medieval knights put the skin of george bush on their sword handles to improve the grip.
5. Europe is the only continent that lacks george bush!
6. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is george bush.
7. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as george bush!
8. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about george bush.
9. Donald Duck's middle name is george bush!
10. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes george bush.