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05-10-2001, 05:31 AM
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Join the Gruntboy Militia.
Hate your government?
Want to print your own money?
Like high explosives and automatic weapons?
Camoflauge suits you?
Then join up today! As long as you've enough money for your own burial we'll accept you.
Now hiring:
Privates, Corporals, Lieutenants.
Higher ranks reserved for experience. NOTE: this organisation is in no way affiliated with the marines. Pants must be worn at all times 
[ 05-10-2001: Message edited by: Gruntboy ] |
05-10-2001, 05:38 AM
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Corporals,
Higher ranks reserved for experience.
NOTE: this organisation is in no way affiliated with the marines. Pants must be worn at all times ....
This just might be what I'm looking for.
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05-10-2001, 05:47 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>Join the Gruntboy Militia.
Hate your government?
Want to print your own money?
Like high explosives and automatic weapons?
Camoflauge suits you?
Then join up today! As long as you've enough money for your own burial we'll accept you.
Now hiring:
Privates, Corporals, Lieutenants.
Higher ranks reserved for experience.
NOTE: this organisation is in no way affiliated with the marines. Pants must be worn at all times
[ 05-10-2001: Message edited by: Gruntboy ]</STRONG>
| I hate our current goverment - does this count?
Want to print money - eehh, how do you think I finanse my internet use 
I like weapons of many kinds 
And camo-suits, sure.
Military experience - yep
Pants on - well..... is there women members of your militia, because then I can't promise |
05-10-2001, 05:53 AM
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Women are welcome Xandax, but whether any join...
But hey, with all that money we can get internet porn and dirty mags if it comes to the worst.
Weasel my lad, we offer a new identity for a new life.
Genenerl Grunt needs you. |
05-10-2001, 05:57 AM
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Well - I might be intersted - I love to blow things up - and shoot after socialistic people |
05-10-2001, 06:30 AM
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I know how to print money.
I can make bombs, by using toothpaste, paperclip and toilet paper roll.
And I wear pants. |
05-10-2001, 06:34 AM
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Darkpoet is in
Assistant Nut First Class - after teaching bomb-making skills you will progress to 2nd LT. If you survive, you will gain 1st LT very quickly. SAH! |
05-10-2001, 06:35 AM
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Done Suh!
You want to blow up Waverly's car SUH? |
05-10-2001, 06:35 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>Join the Gruntboy Militia.
Hate your government?
Want to print your own money?
Like high explosives and automatic weapons?
Camoflauge suits you?
Then join up today! As long as you've enough money for your own burial we'll accept you.
Now hiring:
Privates, Corporals, Lieutenants.
Higher ranks reserved for experience.
NOTE: this organisation is in no way affiliated with the marines. Pants must be worn at all times
[ 05-10-2001: Message edited by: Gruntboy ]</STRONG>
| I hate my governemnt too
I love automatic weapons ( BOZAR ! Yesss )
So this is something for Manveru
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05-10-2001, 06:37 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>I know how to print money.
I can make bombs, by using toothpaste, paperclip and toilet paper roll.
And I wear pants. </STRONG>
| Hmm - I think I've got a document where it says how to do that (make bombs, not wear pants - not many have figured that one out yet ) |
05-10-2001, 06:42 AM
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Manveru - Gunner's mate 2nd class. Teach *our* mob (I maybe General, but I'm a benevolent dictator ) how to shoot automatic weapons and you'll be a Captain in no time. Did someone say "heavy weapons"?
Xandax - get that pants document and you're a colonel. There'll be no pantless shenanigans in this person's militia unless its between consenting adults (I'm not homophobic, so Foul, come on out and join up... ).
Asisstnat Nut DP - we may need to convert Waverly's car into a tank, just have to wait and see if he joins up too. GO blow something else up. At ease Gentlemen. |
05-10-2001, 06:43 AM
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05-10-2001, 06:47 AM
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Tic toc, the mouse went up the clock.
Tic toc, I shot the mouse with my Glock.
Tic toc, Weasel went in to the bathroomy.
Tic toc, the toilet went Ka-bloomy. |
05-10-2001, 06:50 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>Manveru - Gunner's mate 2nd class. Teach *our* mob (I maybe General, but I'm a benevolent dictator ) how to shoot automatic weapons and you'll be a Captain in no time. Did someone say "heavy weapons"?
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| Hey - whom among us can't fire a fully automated assult rifle or machinegun?? Quote:
Originally posted by Gruntboy:
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Xandax - get that pants document and you're a colonel. There'll be no pantless shenanigans in this person's militia unless its between consenting adults (I'm not homophobic, so Foul, come on out and join up... ).
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| It will be hard, but I'll see what I can do |
05-10-2001, 06:55 AM
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