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Old 05-11-2001, 03:42 AM
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What the hell....I'll join. I don't knwo anything about armies but I don't want to have to work too hard.

And I don't know if I want to call you 'Sir' GB. It sounds a little like domination to me.
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Old 05-11-2001, 04:13 AM
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General Grunt, sir! As Spamgent Major I can show the troops how walk barefoot over shattered glass and still manage to take out a building full of terrorists. Well, perhaps is show is too fine a word. I’ll direct them how as I watch from a distant (while still wearing my combat boots )

Grunt, Grunt, he’s our boy, if he can’t do it no one... will.
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Old 05-11-2001, 05:51 AM
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That's OK Vixen, as long as you turn out to be a die-hard combat b!tch

Now get on the ground and give me 50 maggot!
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Old 05-11-2001, 05:55 AM
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Admiral Waverly inspects Grunts troops... Grunt, I think you should stuff their torsos with extra blood and miscellaneous animal organs so that they can splatter more impressively when sent on pointless suicide missions.

...and keep Vix doing pushups, I cans see down her fatigues http://www.gamebanshee.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif
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Old 05-11-2001, 06:17 AM
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Grunty SUH. I have some distrubing information, that I found in Waverly's car.
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Old 05-11-2001, 06:19 AM
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Waverly attempts to shed a few pounds whilst demonstrating how Grunt’s Militia can splatter better when sent on suicide missions.

(I would have added my Spam Dragon but I've been laying off the big gifs lately)

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Old 05-11-2001, 07:20 AM
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Heh,I'm just waiting for someone to start a counter to GB's military
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Old 05-11-2001, 07:47 AM
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Well they better be the Peace Corps or something cos' if they try to knock headz with Grunt's Militia, we'll grind 'em into tiny pieces.
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Grunt-From my past observations,I've concluded that the only people capable of starting up a counter to your faction would be Flagg and Weasel
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Old 05-11-2001, 07:56 AM
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Stop stirring the poop Brink.

Flagg is ineffectual. I would crush him like the worthless, flirting ant that he is. Under my boot.

Weasel is more likely to join my cause as a high ranking officer. Major-General of the Rapid Spam Force?
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Old 05-11-2001, 07:58 AM
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<STRONG>&lt;snip&gt;Weasel is more likely to join my cause as a high ranking officer. Major-General of the Rapid Spam Force?</STRONG>
Rapid Spam Force - a force that can spam anyplace in the world within 48 hours
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Old 05-11-2001, 08:02 AM
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Gruntboy-You're probably right.Although there's still a probability of Weasel showing off some of his backstabbing skills,and Flagg finally doing something other than flirting around with the ladies

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Old 05-11-2001, 08:05 AM
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Good point Brink, I can't believe I almost forgot weasel's treachery. Hmm, maybe I can neuter his power somehow if he does join? Assistant Bog Cleaner 2nd Class?
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Old 05-11-2001, 08:09 AM
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Gruntboy-I'll be here to provide more advice and information based on a neutral fence-sitter's point of view
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Old 05-11-2001, 09:16 AM
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Grunty SUH.
I found these disturbing pictures in Waverly's car, before we transformed it into a tank.
These are pictures of him and Russel Crow, in compromising positions.
Shall I ready the firing Squad, SUH?
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