Your Grunt needs you...

[Gruntboy]

ROFLMAO - no but we have to do our best. Bing trees and small acorns and all that cr*p.

We'll hang irons sheets on it and stick a carpet roll out the front to look like a 120mm cannon.

[Darkpoet]

We will have to darken all the windows on it.

Jack it up put puncture proof tractor tires on it.

Cammo paint.

30mm cannon. (Stolen from an A-10)

Grunty Suh. The vehicle is done Suh.
Only one problem, when the gun fires. It goes backwards 2000ft. Suh!

[Gruntboy]

That's alright. We call that "strategic withdrawl"

[Craig]

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>Like high explosives and automatic weapons?

Higher ranks reserved for experience.

NOTE: this organisation is in no way affiliated with the marines. Pants must be worn at all times

[ 05-10-2001: Message edited by: Gruntboy ]</STRONG>

Lets go

[Gruntboy]

Alright, Craig just joined Woo-hoo!

You can be Privates First Class Craig - DP is gonna teach you to blow things up, Manveru is gonna show you automatic weapons and Xandax is make you keep your pants up.

Be sure to call them Sir and salute lots.

[Darkpoet]

First thing I'm going to tell you how to blow up a bus.

Put your lips on the muffler and blow.

[Gruntboy]

ROTFLMGDBAO

Watch you don't singe your lips

[Craig]

I need no training I know how I am a pyrotechnic so whats to learn?
Get a radio contoll car part the one that makes a spark(there is one right?) put that next to a flamable substance(plastic explosives) and KA-BOOM He he

[Craig]

i i can guess my way through guns lock(on to target) make sure safty clips out shot and my speciality)flametreowers put in the gass canister(s) aim(carful) and shot

[Craig]

Any way "Reporting for duty SIR!"

[Xandax]

Originally posted by craig:
<STRONG>I need no training I know how I am a pyrotechnic so whats to learn?
Get a radio contoll car part the one that makes a spark(there is one right?) put that next to a flamable substance(plastic explosives) and KA-BOOM He he</STRONG>

Actually plastic explosive isen't a "flamable substance" - it has to be detonated to explode, not burnt

[Kayless]

Hmmm, Gruntboy’s milita... Well as long as the pants clause holds I’m in. I’m something of an aficionado of warfare and history and have seen Die Hard several times so I guess I qualify.

[ 05-11-2001: Message edited by: Kayless ]

[Gruntboy]

Kayless- Spamgent Major.

Keep up the good work son and you'll Make Lieuspamment-Colonel in no time.

Gruntboy survey's his fine troops as they pull into a montage sequence of them climbing over 12' walls, crawling through mud under barbed wire and blowing things up.

[Karembeu]

@General Grunt: Karembeu reporting for duty sir
I've done basic soldier training (good results) and have served my country for 10 months as a "Platoon Medic".
Now I'm looking for something new and exciting....preferably something to do with "big money". Consider me in, I await my assignment.

Also I heard that "Waverly" was applying for a position as "kamikaze-pilot" and "Fouldwimmerlaik" wanted the "field-prostitute" assignment....might be worth thinking about....

[Gruntboy]

Hmm, we will need someone to patch up these fellas wheerr, if they get the cr*p shot out of them.

Field Medic (Specialist Spammer 4) Karembeu, you're in &lt;salutes&gt;