You must realize the truth, there is no spoon. (Spam on topic)

[Siberys]

Hello there, I just got done watching a couple movies and such and I saw the almighty SPOON in there, which got me thinkin, where have you seen a spoon other than in your hand? Did something happen with it, something quite moronic, perhaps? Please, share your stories.

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KMFDM WW III Tour, "The spoon incident." Sascha Konietzko, the lead singer of KMFDM becomes frustrated for some apparent reason, kicks the table, and booze spills. The people of KMFDM, Steve White, Andy Selways, and Jules Hodgson all become enraged and go into a spoof riot.

They begin "throwing" things on the ground, and at that, the spoon comes in.

Raymond Watts- "Look guys, I'm gonna break a plastic spoon. Aghh, Oh, I can't even break a plastic spoon man..."

Sascha Konietzko- "I hurt myself more than anyone, I have sour milk down my throat."

Raymond Watts- "Well what about me plastic spoon."


Then of course, there is the matrix-

"You must realize the truth."

"What's that?"

"There is no spoon."

So, got a story, share it with us, but it must involve a spoon.

[Ravager]

Have you ever heard of Uri Geller?

He used to bend cutlery, particularly spoons, for a living. And in the article, he's in a car covered in the things.

Oh, by the way, congratulations on your spam thread Siberys...
*marks the descent of another Mod into the underworld of Spam*

[dj_venom]

Hard ice cream, weak spoons...

I was trying to serve some ice cream, and I had unwittingly grabbed the weak spoon, so sure enough, it bent about 90 degrees. Then I changed it for a strong spoon, after having fixed it. The strong spoon bent about 45 degrees.

Then I remembered our Ice cream scoop. So I started using that, then it snapped, the metal bit broke, and I ended up holding a ice cream scoop-handle in my hand.

It was a sad day for ice cream fans everywhere .

[Luis Antonio]

One day, a spoon told me that I was gonna be fat. Yes. I was drunk, talking back to the spoon in a pub, after drinking a bottle of tequila and trying to have a brownie to lower my alcoholics level a bit. Strange, huh? But true. Twas the joke of the day

[Gunofgod]

When me and my friends get bored we like to throw stuff at each other,pieces of chalk,broken pen parts etc...
so sometimes we nick spoons from the caffeteria,they make a safe(r) alternative to throwing knives.

[Yeltsu]

true story from WoW:

My friend has this picture in his signature on our forum: http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y12.../somnoduck.jpg

This guy plays a priest, a healing class. This class can, at the level cap do a very hard and long quest for what is considered by many to be amongst the best priest staffs in the game. (http://thottbot.com/?i=37916 for those who cares)

So when he finally got this staff, I had no choice but to reply to his victorious bragging by saying something like "that's no staff, that's a bloody spoon"

and ever since then, there is not staff.. There is only the spoon

Seriously, the guild doesn't use the term "staff" about that item any more, everybody calls it the spoon .D
"got the spoon yet?"
"grats on getting the spoon buddy!"
"why aren't you using the spoon?"
"my spoon is so great"
"ah, shove that spoon up where the sun don't shine!"
and of course the infamious: "Make way for the spoon!"

It's awesome, never been so proud my whole life I haven't

[Magrus]

I have an innapropriate story regarding my friend Shannon and a spoon, which unfortunately cannot be shared. In it's stead, I hope a story about spork wouldn't be amiss? Sporks are almost spoons.

My friends and I in school used to have fork fights due to boredom and pent up frustration needing to be released at lunch time. Anyways, someone got hurt, and ended up bleeding after having a plastic fork snap and the now jagged edges of the thing stuck him. Sooo, they took our forks away and gave us sporks instead, saying no one could hurt someone with a spork.

Well, sure enough, we got into a spork fight. Shannon got pinned face down on the table by our friend who's name I've forgotten, and he went to stick her with it, then Tim launched his spork and it flew and hit the kid in the ear and he tipped over and hit his head on the edge of the table. We got our sporks taken away.

Which leads to my innapropriate spoon story!

I have one about plastic knives too...

[ik911]

There was this guy, who was walking along a road and he realized that he had no spoon. So the whole story about how the guy to to the point where he was now and any future events had absolutely nothing to do with a spoon. Well, after realizing that, he continued his path and forgot about it.
He made an almost epic journey. It was an exciting story.

But no mention of a spoon anywhere. Sorry.

[Demortis]

well, my dad hit me in the head with a spoon once, hurt like who flung the chunk, but yea, theres my story. Mags spoon story sounds alomst funny