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12-11-2001, 10:50 AM
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12-11-2001, 10:58 AM
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<STRONG>I'd take him seriously, Sailor Saturn . . . he's probably got those old-style dentures with the gold bridges and real ivory teeth; they're heavy as all getout and might leave a bruise if he managed to hit you with them.</STRONG>
| His teeth might be wooden or plastic too. Fable could be lying, he might be older than 50.  | | |
12-11-2001, 02:46 PM
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Happy birthday Fable 
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12-11-2001, 02:47 PM
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you mean 50 is actually an age? I thought it was some miracle story the government tokd people, so they would continue working meaningless jobs for the oh so non existent pension... | | |
12-11-2001, 03:03 PM
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Happy birthday, fable.
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12-11-2001, 03:08 PM
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12-11-2001, 03:52 PM
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12-11-2001, 04:12 PM
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Originally posted by HighLordDave:
<STRONG>I'd take him seriously, Sailor Saturn . . . he's probably got those old-style dentures with the gold bridges and real ivory teeth; they're heavy as all getout and might leave a bruise if he managed to hit you with them.</STRONG>
| Not to mention my adamantine crutch and shoes made from depleted uranium cannisters.
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12-11-2001, 04:18 PM
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12-11-2001, 04:44 PM
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Fable:
You are still deserving of big hugs from Viv 
(and you always will be)
*HUG*
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12-11-2001, 04:46 PM
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happy B-Day!
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12-11-2001, 05:10 PM
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Happy B-Day Fable! In honor of you being so decrepit now, here are some Rodney Dangerfield jokes I plagiarized. Let me know if any of them apply to you.
"I'm getting old. At my age, with sex I like a threesome - in case one of us dies."
"Why am I talking about sex for? I got no sex life; I'm old. I tried a Viagra pill -- my tongue got hard."
"When we got married, I told my wife I like sex twice a day -- she said, 'Me, too.' Now we never see each other."
"I found out my wife is faking orgasms -- four of my friends told me."
"Last week my wife told me we were going to have Olympic sex. You know, once every 4 years."
"You don't know who to believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. Abe Lincoln said all men are created equal. He never went to a nude beach."
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Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
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12-11-2001, 05:29 PM
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<STRONG>Not to mention my adamantine crutch and shoes made from depleted uranium cannisters. </STRONG>
| Do you have a titanium walker, too? Or what about a '70 Impala with a Clapper hooked up to the starter? Do you and your wife have matching clothes and an RV? Have you moved to Florida yet? There's no state income tax, no state estate tax and it is God's waiting room . . .
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12-11-2001, 05:54 PM
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Happy Birthday, fable! I have worked some complex astrological computations to create the following unique horoscope for you:
This is a good time to meet new people. Be sure to ask them what gender they are. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy". Your lap is trying to tell you something: treat it the way you would a forlorn volcano. With that special someone, emphasize a tendency to tango, especially if a communist billiard ball is involved. Anything involving yoga, a fine Chianti, and counting to Pi is sure to succeed. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. You are positively aspected for a career in thumb sucking.
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12-11-2001, 06:06 PM
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Happy Birthday fable .
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