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03-30-2005, 12:23 PM
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I just had this sent to me, I thought it was cute so decided to share  A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort where the husband likes to get up at the crack of dawn and fish, while the wife likes to read. One morning after an early morning fishing run, the husband returns and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out and after motoring a short distance, anchors and sits back to read her book. Soon a game warden came along.
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies (thinking that it should be obvious).
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But, I haven't touched you!" says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment!"
"Have a nice day, ma'am", and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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03-30-2005, 12:27 PM
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| | | LMAO! That is a very good one! Too bad brazilian girls who read are hard to find. |
03-30-2005, 12:29 PM
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| | Funny and witty, but...I've been sexually harrassed by women more often than the other way around. 
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03-30-2005, 12:29 PM
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| | Lol  nice one!
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03-30-2005, 12:49 PM
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03-30-2005, 12:50 PM
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| | I like how your little anecdote insinuates most women don't think
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03-30-2005, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Vicsun I like how your little anecdote insinuates most women don't think
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03-30-2005, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Vicsun I like how your little anecdote insinuates most women don't think
(ducks) | lol! Sadly... I have met far too many women, as well as men, who do not think... 
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testingtest12Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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03-30-2005, 01:29 PM
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| | | Nice trick. I think I'll use that one the next time a park Ranger harrasses me about a fishing license. In this day and age it could work!!
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03-30-2005, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Magrus Funny and witty, but...I've been sexually harrassed by women more often than the other way around. |
That sounded almost like a complaint....
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03-30-2005, 01:51 PM
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| | | Nice trick. I think I'll use that one the next time a park Ranger harrasses me about a fishing license. In this day and age it could work!!
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03-30-2005, 01:59 PM
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| | lol good one.Never argue with a woman- even if you do be ready to admit defeat. 
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03-30-2005, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by winter rose lol good one.Never argue with a woman- even if you do be ready to admit defeat. | *grin* This statement explains CM's recent docile behaviour 
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03-30-2005, 02:09 PM
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| | CM and docile? Na, I think its just because he's busy these days, so he probably doesnt have enough time to argue.
Although having two stubborn people like ourselves argue is sort of scary, neither will back down.
But its fun because Im usually right.
(I hope yet again that he misses this post )
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03-30-2005, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by giles337 That sounded almost like a complaint.... | *sobs* It was horrible. I was grabbed, inappropriate comments were made regarding my rear and I died a little inside.
No really, I have been subjected to FAR more harrassment than the other way around. Who'd believe a guy that he was being sexually harrassed by a girl though? That'd be like going into court and sobbing and pressing charges on a girl and saying "this lady forced me to...to... *sobs* have....sex...with her". The judge would just stare at him. It's one of those backwards double standard things. I may have strange standards, but I do have them and I'm picky about them. Some of the situations I've been I could definately have pressed charges on but I'm fairly certain it would have been thrown out of court for the sheer absurdity of a male pressing charges on a woman for sexual harrassment.
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