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02-04-2004, 10:24 PM
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| | | WitchKing's Spanking Parlor
WK is begging for spankings, so anyone who feels like giving him one - this is your big chance.
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God there’s a lot of stupid bastards walking around. Carry a little pad and pencil with you, you'll wind up with 30 or 40 names by the end of the day. Look at it this way: think of how stupid the average person is... and then realize that half of them, are stupider than that! (George Carlin)
Last edited by VoodooDali; 02-04-2004 at 10:35 PM.
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02-04-2004, 10:29 PM
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Scayde Moody
(Pronounced Shayde)
The virtue of self sacrifice is the lie perpetuated by the weak to enslave the strong |
02-04-2004, 10:32 PM
| | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Spanking Witch King
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| | | The trick is to catch him while he's here...begged me for a spanking and then when I said OK, he RAN AWAY snivelling!
You can run, but you can't hide, WK!
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God there’s a lot of stupid bastards walking around. Carry a little pad and pencil with you, you'll wind up with 30 or 40 names by the end of the day. Look at it this way: think of how stupid the average person is... and then realize that half of them, are stupider than that! (George Carlin) |
02-04-2004, 10:34 PM
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| | LOL..That is just so typical of SYM men...
Never able to handle what they ask for  
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Scayde Moody
(Pronounced Shayde)
The virtue of self sacrifice is the lie perpetuated by the weak to enslave the strong |
02-04-2004, 10:37 PM
| | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Spanking Witch King
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Scayde
LOL..That is just so typical of SYM men...
Never able to handle what they ask for | LOL...perhaps it was the sight of my 5++++ Weasel-Fur-Lined Paddle
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God there’s a lot of stupid bastards walking around. Carry a little pad and pencil with you, you'll wind up with 30 or 40 names by the end of the day. Look at it this way: think of how stupid the average person is... and then realize that half of them, are stupider than that! (George Carlin) |
02-04-2004, 10:42 PM
|  | Exalted Member | | Join Date: May 2001 Location: The dark place in your mind.
Posts: 871
| | | the WITCH KING FEARS NO MAN!
i can take whatever you ladies can dish out. in fact, *tying himself, naked and well-oiled, chest heaving, to the chains dangling from his bedroom's vaulted, dark ceiling* i am here for whatever you fantasy's desire! use me as you wish!
***WARNING*** only the witch king's women may enter here, all else, enter at your PERIL!!
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Come not between the Witch King and his prey, or he will not slay thee in thy turn, but will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the lidless Eye.
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02-04-2004, 10:48 PM
| | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Spanking Witch King
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| | | Now that he's where we want him...
enters Witch King's secret Puffin stash...gives a Puffin a humongous dose of Viagra...turns on video camera...and leaves the room
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God there’s a lot of stupid bastards walking around. Carry a little pad and pencil with you, you'll wind up with 30 or 40 names by the end of the day. Look at it this way: think of how stupid the average person is... and then realize that half of them, are stupider than that! (George Carlin) |
02-04-2004, 10:58 PM
|  | Moderator and Twisted Sister | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: The maelstrom where chaos merges with lucidity
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| | | *steals into room, places a small, carefully wrapped package into a dresser drawer, and sneaks back out*
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testingtest12Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
testingtest12.......All those moments ... will be lost ... in time ... like tears in rain. |
02-04-2004, 11:06 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by dragon wench
*steals into room, places a small, carefully wrapped package into a dresser drawer, and sneaks back out* |
thanks for letting me borrow your, umm, Magnum Ubikator, but i'm tied up at the moment. would you pass it to me?
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Come not between the Witch King and his prey, or he will not slay thee in thy turn, but will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the lidless Eye.
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02-04-2004, 11:12 PM
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| | *Looking around in box in the corner, finds a roll of Duct Tape, some barbed wire, and ladigo rope*
Oh look, Waves left some of his toys here
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Scayde Moody
(Pronounced Shayde)
The virtue of self sacrifice is the lie perpetuated by the weak to enslave the strong |
02-04-2004, 11:12 PM
| | Moderator and Twisted Sister | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: The maelstrom where chaos merges with lucidity
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| | | *tosses package to Witch King and considers calling the puffin protection society*
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testingtest12Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
testingtest12.......All those moments ... will be lost ... in time ... like tears in rain. |
02-04-2004, 11:16 PM
| | Exalted Member | | Join Date: May 2001 Location: The dark place in your mind.
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Scayde
*Looking around in box in the corner, finds a roll of Duct Tape, some barbed wire, and ladigo rope*
Oh look, Waves left some of his toys here |
don't bring down my fantasy by mentioning that verminous illigitimate son of some sordid interlude between weasel and gruntboy!
*hands her the bottle of oil that's been warming in the pan of hot water over the iron-woodstove sitting in the corner*
Dwenched: it's not the puffins needing protection here my dear...
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Come not between the Witch King and his prey, or he will not slay thee in thy turn, but will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the lidless Eye.
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02-04-2004, 11:19 PM
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| | LOL..well, I figured he left them here for you
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Scayde Moody
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The virtue of self sacrifice is the lie perpetuated by the weak to enslave the strong |
02-04-2004, 11:21 PM
| | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Spanking Witch King
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| | | Hands Puffin a cigarette for enjoying the *afterglow*
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God there’s a lot of stupid bastards walking around. Carry a little pad and pencil with you, you'll wind up with 30 or 40 names by the end of the day. Look at it this way: think of how stupid the average person is... and then realize that half of them, are stupider than that! (George Carlin) |
02-04-2004, 11:23 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by VoodooDali
Hands Puffin a cigarette for enjoying the *afterglow* | *Lets the Puffin have the paddle*
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Scayde Moody
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