Wild Wild SYM

[Karembeu]

@Sheriff Brink: Well *burp* of course not....how would I be able to handle my guns then???

[Brink]

Now,what was that burp sound I hear??

[scully1]

And then one afternoon, a stranger rode into town...walking the horse at an easy pace, as if time could wait...(okay, that was lame )

The stranger stopped in front of the saloon, dismounted, and tied up the horse. A figure wearing a long brown duster coat and a broad-brimmed hat (concealing the face) strode in, and went straight up to the bar, leaning against it.

In a soft, barely-audible voice, the stranger said: "I'm a lawkeeper, and I'm sober. Your sherriff got a need for a deputy?..."

[ 05-28-2001: Message edited by: loner72 ]

[Brink]

OOC:It appears that we do need an audition for my deputy

[Waverly]

[I want to be the town drunk and fool who can't shoot straight Got an opening?]

[Brink]

Waverly-Sure,if you can put up with the antics of the other town drunkard(Flagg),why not??

[ 05-28-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]

[scully1]

"I'll just sit right here and drink my sasparilla till y'all decide..."

[Weasel]

B.T. Duyba the scourge of the SYM.

[Brink]

The following is a joke

Basic requirements to become the deputy:
-Must have basic gun training
-Must be sober when on duty (drunkard's are welcome to apply as long as they can abstain from drinking during work hours )
-Must be able to crack jokes when we're in deep crap
-Must be of Lawful alignment(hey,one neutral guy's enough )
-Must not chicken out when the sheriff's in deep trouble
-Must be able to shoulder the blame if ever something goes wrong
-Must be proud to wear the star badge

Recommended ( ) but not required criteria:
-Can accept the fact that the sheriff is DA MAN
-Must be able to crack jokes when we're in tight situations

[ 05-28-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]

[scully1]

Originally posted by Brink:
<STRONG>Basic requirements to become the deputy:
-Must have basic gun training</STRONG>

Check.

<STRONG>-Must be sober when on duty</STRONG>

Check.

<STRONG>-Must be able to crack jokes when we're in deep crap

</STRONG>

Hmmm...Not sure about this one. Perhaps some on-the-job training would help.

<STRONG>-Must be of Lawful alignment
-Must not chicken out when the sheriff's in deep trouble
-Must be able to shoulder the blame if ever something goes wrong
-Must be proud to wear the star badge

Recommended ( ) but not required criteria:
-Can accept the fact that the sheriff is DA MAN</STRONG>

Check check check check check

[Brink]

loner-You're putting me in an awfully difficult situation here(btw,seeing that you meet the joke requirements,this automatically makes you qualified in terms of the real requirements,since the joke requirements are a bit tougher than the real thing ).........

[ 05-28-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]

[Waverly]

I change my mind. Waverly is a city slicker snake oil salesman and confidence trickster

Feel free to get him in trouble...

[scully1]

Brink -- I needn't be deputy. Don't you need a police force? I welcome humble tasks. I'll be the foot patrol, as it were. How would that be?...

Or I could just leave town and become a vigilante, living on the outskirts and taking the law into my own hands at every turn (in fact, that may be the more exciting choice...hmmm...)

[Brink]

loner-IMHO you would make a good deputy(after all,a sober person is better than a drunkard ).Now all I have to do is find Karembeu and tell him that he's the new saloon owner(that would please him,I'm sure )......

Police force??I don't need no stinkin' police force.After all,I am DA MAN..........
Erm,sorry 'bout that .Perhaps I'll make Karembeu part of it instead

[ 05-28-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]

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[scully1]

Hmm, ehh...why not two deputies?...After all, I can see this becoming quite the unruly town. Akin to an SYM Dodge City. After all, if one of us becomes incapacitated in a shootout, you'll need a backup...