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10-22-2002, 11:58 AM
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| | Report: Hundreds of Navy PCs missing
October 21, 2002: The U.S. Pacific Fleet's warships and submarines were missing nearly 600 computers as of late July, including at least 14 known to have handled classified data, according to an internal Navy report obtained on Friday.
The fleet, based in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, sought to prevent release of the Naval Audit Service report, even though it was not classified. "A release of this information could negatively impact national security," wrote Rear Adm. Jonathan Greenert, the fleet deputy commander in chief. His comments, dated Sept. 6, were contained in an appendix of the report. --Reuters
So now we know how Weasel has been celebrating the latest procreation of his species. 
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10-22-2002, 12:00 PM
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It appears Weasel has taken another step closer into gathering enough data so he can finnaly figure out how he can meld himself with Jeff Gordon... its true, he tells me these things.
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10-22-2002, 12:01 PM
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It appears Weasel has taken another step closer into gathering enough data so he can finnaly figure out how he can meld himself with Jeff Gordon... its true, he tells me these things. | He is also responsible for the vanishing garden gnomes in France, and the existence of Belgium.
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10-22-2002, 12:02 PM
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Belgium was his idea? Maybe he has weakness after all...
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10-22-2002, 12:08 PM
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Belgium was his idea? Maybe he has weakness after all... | Yes, speaking Flemish affects quite a few people that way.
I won't say anything about the EU, which in any case was created by aliens and Jacques Chirac.
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10-22-2002, 12:14 PM
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I am glad the place I call home was created by greed... I mean aliens and a french guy? I mean probing and dirtyness?
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10-22-2002, 12:18 PM
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I am glad the place I call home was created by greed... I mean aliens and a french guy? I mean probing and dirtyness? | Helas, how true. I also have reason to believe that one of our members, who is a Canadian, is involved in setting up their Western Hemisphere operations. That makes complete sense: after all, those volatile Canadians have long smoldered under a sense of unredressed wrongs, all aimed at the US.
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10-22-2002, 12:23 PM
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Alright dont get me going on those dirty commie pinko canadiaehhhns.
I know thier trying to forcefully push thier ways of life on us, I mean look how many "American Actors/News Journalists" are actually born canadian. Im telling you the worlds pointing the nukes the wrong way.
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10-22-2002, 12:35 PM
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Alright dont get me going on those dirty commie pinko canadiaehhhns.
I know thier trying to forcefully push thier ways of life on us, I mean look how many "American Actors/News Journalists" are actually born canadian. Im telling you the worlds pointing the nukes the wrong way. | And nobody even mentions the Canadian Drug Connection.
Yes, it's true. Back in the 1980s, when I was working up for Minnesota Public Radio, I had a Canadian girlfriend who was a fine lithographer. (She did, however, try to get one of my cats hooked on beer. Figures.) She let slip an important fact: that in Canada, codeine was available across the counter. When I had a terrible headache, once, due to dental surgery, she gave me some aspirin with codeine. Not only did it knock out the headache, but I achieved samadhi.
It's plain that part of the Canadian Plan involves transporting aspirin laced with codeine across northern US borders, probably inside hollowed-out dead beavers, mounted by Quebequoi taxidermists. Everything else would naturally follow.
These are nasty people we're facing, @RandomThug. As good, loyal Americans, we must remain ever vigilant, and ready to repel the attackers.
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10-22-2002, 01:26 PM
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You are so correct my friend. Canada is the hidden element. Albiet still a completly incompetent and weak element, they are growing ever so slowly. Like a fungus upon the great America the land north is slowly polluting our ways. I personally blame all poverty and crime on the canadians. I mean look at thier ways of life, the drugs the fast cars.. the evilness. EVIL.
I say we take a preemptive strike and eliminate all of canada, rob them of all thier natural resources and declare the land as ours. For mass distribution of garbage of course.
Also the Los angeles Kings ROCK and all other teams suck. Especially canadian teams.
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10-22-2002, 04:35 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by RandomThug
I say we take a preemptive strike and eliminate all of canada, rob them of all thier natural resources and declare the land as ours. For mass distribution of garbage of course. | You guys tried that before in 1812... I believe we won...  | | |
10-22-2002, 04:45 PM
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10-22-2002, 04:57 PM
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Your commie pinko rags lie with ill lies. We fought the war of 1812 and won! Your horrid media men who call them selves "American" spill the bloody ooze of lies to create a shield of strength in which the frozen evil ones can hide behind, until the day you reak out your revenge. Because you lost. Yeah.
Also even the greatest lose sometimes, how about ya stop quoting a war 190 years old and realize we will, we will, rock you.
Muah.
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10-22-2002, 05:34 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by RandomThug
Your commie pinko rags lie with ill lies. We fought the war of 1812 and won! Your horrid media men who call them selves "American" spill the bloody ooze of lies to create a shield of strength in which the frozen evil ones can hide behind, until the day you reak out your revenge. Because you lost. Yeah.
Also even the greatest lose sometimes, how about ya stop quoting a war 190 years old and realize we will, we will, rock you.
Muah. | First off, Americans intent was to invade Canada, and take it for it's own. As Canada still exists, we won  Also, If we have media men calling themselves american, spouting lies, that would mean we have people in the "American" media, spouting the lies of victory for the States in that particular war.
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10-22-2002, 05:38 PM
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Champions of Cowardly Acts perhaps!
Fable and I are onto you aegis, war of 1812 or not our legendary ability to break stuff is bigger than yours.
Muah.
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