Who is Jack Schitt????

[dragon wench]

Who is Jack Schitt????

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a
response
when someone says; "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Read on and you'll
be
able to handle the situation intelligently.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner or Kneedeep & Schitt
Inc.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple begat 6
children: Holi Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the
twins,
Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school
dropout.

After 15 years of marriage, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt
married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her children, decided
to
hyphenate her last name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung, who became Loda Schitt.
The
couple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, inseparable throughout childhood,
subsequently
married the Happens brothers. The local newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens wedding, which was quite and event. The Schitt-Happens
children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He
returned
from his travels with his Italian bride, Pizza Schitt.

So, NOW if someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can beg to
differ. You not only know Jack Schitt, but the entire Schitt list.

[Shadow Sandrock]

I found that joke in my dad's old email collection from 1997

*Would like to add Schitt to swear sensor just for fun*

[dragon wench]

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
I found that joke in my dad's old email collection from 1997

*Would like to add Schitt to swear sensor just for fun*

@SS

*shrugs shoulders*
yep, nostalgia is me, part of the hazard of being a history student, too much interest in the recent past.

[ 10-22-2001: Message edited by: dragon wench ]

[Vivien]

Originally posted by dragon wench:
<STRONG>Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
I found that joke in my dad's old email collection from 1997

*Would like to add Schitt to swear sensor just for fun*

@SS

*shrugs shoulders*
yep, nostalgia is me, part of the hazard of being a history student, too much interest in the recent past.

[ 10-22-2001: Message edited by: dragon wench ]</STRONG>

Was new to me I laughed, I cried, I looked up new words. *whips tear away*

[Yshania]

Well I hadn't heard it - so thanks for the giggle DW

@Shadow - does your Dad know you read his emails?

*walks out muttering*

[Bloodstalker]

I went to a Dr. in Tennessee once name Dr. ****z. Don't ask