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Sex is faaar better than chocolate. No contest.
|     | 16 | 51.61% | |
Chocolate's good, but sex is frankly better.
|    | 9 | 29.03% | |
They're about even.
|    | 0 | 0% | |
Sex? It's fine, but chocolate edges it out.
|    | 1 | 3.23% | |
Chocolate wins easily!
|    | 5 | 16.13% |
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09-30-2004, 04:38 PM
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| | | Which is better, sex or chocolate? (no spam)
About a week ago, my wife was laughing at my moans as I consumed a wonderful piece of chocolate cake in a Hungarian restaurant. The subject of sex naturally came up, and I thought a comparison might furnish a decent discussion, here, provided we don't go lapse into the usual flirtatious cliches.
Because when you think about it, few things provide anything remotely approaching the visceral thrill of sex. In fact, chocolate may be the only legal one. And it's even considered a drug, in some circles, albeit one with potential arterial drawbacks.
So what do you think, and how would you rate the two, alongside one another?
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09-30-2004, 04:44 PM
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| | | I don't really have a choice in this matter as I don't like the taste of chocolate at all. So for me it's an easy vote for sex. Now real vanilla icecream.. there is something that would give sex a run for it's money in my world..
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09-30-2004, 05:04 PM
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| | lol! Well, considering that I don't have much of a sweet tooth, though I do occasionally enjoy a bar of dark, Belgian chocolate.. there was not too much of a decision for me.
I mean honestly.. if the chemistry is wonderful between somebody and their partner.. how could *anything* possibly be better than sex?
And even if chocolate does produce a level of euphoria and well being, it doesn't hold you afterwards, it doesn't give you the sense of having connected with somebody special 
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09-30-2004, 05:31 PM
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| | Sex, no contest.
Now if you throw out tea as another option.... 
On topic though, I feel I'm one of the strange people who gets nothing (sexual) from chocolate.  Could I be so evil that it has the side effects of negating chocolate too? Maybe I lack the gene?
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09-30-2004, 06:49 PM
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| | | i vote for sex.
because sex will get you through times of no chocolate better than chocolate will get you through times of no sex.
or something like that.
the best of both worlds would be to eat chocolate will having sex.
though that could get a bit messy.
bring napkins.
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09-30-2004, 07:37 PM
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| | Well... there is such a thing as chocolate body paint...
And it really isn't very messy at all 
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09-30-2004, 07:39 PM
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| | Sex is definitely better--but I have to tell you, after going for several weeks without finding a really satisfying piece of chocolate, it certainly provided a minor thrill and made the night that much better. 
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09-30-2004, 09:53 PM
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| | | i agreee with captainbrumble that when theres no chocolate sex is a good replacement but when theres no sex choclate just doesnt fill in right...so..sex is the answer(just cause im 15 doesn mean i havent had sex either!!!) |
10-01-2004, 08:49 AM
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| | | well, sex.
chocolate is good, but i think only women get smth out of it, atleast i don't, nothing remotely close to even compare with sex. |
10-01-2004, 09:16 AM
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| | Chocolate only makes me feel nauseous. Then again, some sex does that as well... 
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10-01-2004, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Weasel Sex, no contest.
Now if you throw out tea as another option....
<SNIP> | I agree on that, Weazlo
Earlgrey anyone ?
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10-01-2004, 09:58 AM
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| | Tea gives sex a contest.... sex beats chocolate....
but maybe I just haven't found the right chocolate for me 
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10-01-2004, 10:03 AM
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| | Hmmm...
so far, 17 votes for sex, 2 votes for chocolate..
I note that those people who voted for chocolate have remained conspicuously absent in terms of commentary
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10-01-2004, 10:47 AM
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| | Since I haven't had the one, and don't like the other. I'm afraid I can't vote on this poll.
You do the math which is which.
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10-01-2004, 01:45 PM
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| | well, i'll chose the only one that has a familear feeling to it...
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