What not to do if you are a sci-fi hero

[Fiona]

I saw this and thought it was amusing

http://curufea.livejournal.com/256489.html

[Luis Antonio]

Nuke the place from orbit. Its the only way to be sure. That's a Ripley's line, from Aliens (the second movie).

Btw, one of my favourite quotes from that movie. I particulary like science fiction, and this text is rather funny

[Rookierookie]

56. If multiple survivors are found during the course of the mission, they will be given a gun and told to make themselves useful.

Guns are more dangerous to allies than foes in the hands of the untrained and undisciplined. Give them only to trained soldiers, and shoot the untrained.

[Darzog]

Originally Posted by Rookierookie

Guns are more dangerous to allies than foes in the hands of the untrained and undisciplined. Give them only to trained soldiers, and shoot the untrained.

Don't shoot them, they can be used as fodder, and usually don't run very quickly satisfying #35 and maybe even the intent of #45.

And this was my favorite:
76. If I hear a low hissing or moaning directly behind me, I will take off running without thinking. Whatever it is, its first bite of me is going to be ***.

Mmmmmmmmm, Special Ops ***.

[dj_venom]

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