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09-25-2004, 11:40 PM
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| |  What is COMM? (Please don't hurt me)
Does even asking this question warrant my departure from GB forums with men in white lab coats? I keep hearing about COMM (and about how Weasle's supposed to be the leader, or something ...?) but I never figured out what it actually was. What precisely IS COMM anyway? Central ... Organization ... for Master ... Mayhem? Nah, that's not it. 
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09-25-2004, 11:49 PM
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*Slaps Opalescence around with a giant sturgeon*
Foolish mortal! It's best not stick your nose into the affairs of Weasel. Especially during an election year!
Actually, COMM is this splinter group that, for some reason, takes credit for the defeat of spam (though, I clearly left Spam in the hands of Georgi... She's to blame... Completely...  ). They think they're some sort of power group of SYm... In reality, it's just Fas drinking tea like the Tea-Drinking Wanker he is, and Weasel doing what he's always done: Plot the eventual subjugation of SYM, the World, and corner the market on tea crumpets.   |
09-26-2004, 01:36 AM
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| | | Tremble, ye fool for COMM is a group of the holiest of SYM's cavaliers! We strive to follow the light and to bring forth enlightenment which pours from our souls like bright red wine and the blood of those who oppose us! Leader we have none for we are the servants of the high COMM who abandoned us in our most glorious hour; prophesying his return to our side! He hath told us, no lie, that when the hour is darkest, and the need greatest we shall feel an unknown hand lending itself to assist us. And when we turn around it shall be Him. Tis the truth and nothing more.
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09-26-2004, 05:10 AM
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| | @Opalescence: You know, I've been around SYM for a while and I have no idea what COMM is. I think it stands for COMMunicating or some-such. I think I heard it was formed to counter-act spam. I also heard that Fas (CM) is still secretly in love with BS, and that Weasel wears girdles! 
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09-26-2004, 05:13 AM
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| | D'oh!!! I knew i had a pm somewhere to respond to!! I will send you a pm as soon as i am back from my LAN party. Secondly chanak you are a COMMie as well so what are you on about?  Lastly BS loves me, he told AC, who told Scayde, who told Nipply, who told Weasel, who told waverly, who told Vicsun, who told Mar, who told Viv who told Bassie who told me
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09-26-2004, 05:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Chanak @Opalescence: You know, I've been around SYM for a while and I have no idea what COMM is. I think it stands for COMMunicating or some-such. I think I heard it was formed to counter-act spam. I also heard that Fas (CM) is still secretly in love with BS, and that Weasel wears girdles! | Vile lies and propaganda!
edit: hi, same time posting buddy !
__________________ Vicsun, I certainly agree with your assertion that you are an unpleasant person. ~Chanak
Last edited by Vicsun; 09-26-2004 at 05:16 AM.
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09-26-2004, 05:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Vicsun Vile lies and propaganda! | Huh, I have it from a reliable source that Weasel wears girdles and a toupee. This source revealed something else to me too... Weasel is really William Shatner!!!
@CM: I am on record as denying any and all affiliation with the group known as COMM. Any and all allegations of my involvement with said group is utterly false and lacks concrete evidence. Don't worry, one day BS will notice you.
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09-26-2004, 08:23 AM
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| | | Chaos
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Originally Posted by Opalescence Does even asking this question warrant my departure from GB forums with men in white lab coats? I keep hearing about COMM (and about how Weasle's supposed to be the leader, or something ...?) but I never figured out what it actually was. What precisely IS COMM anyway? Central ... Organization ... for Master ... Mayhem? Nah, that's not it. | As Chanak posted, COMM is short for communication. The group doesn't have a leader. Each member is free to communicate without another stepping in their way. Vicsun has given our goals.
False rumors:
1. We meet every Tuesday at 4 A.M (Days Inn) to dance to the Moon God while in Golden Speedos, fake wigs and combat boots.
2. Fable is not a member.
3. I'm really Batman. (From the 70's era, which I believe is William Shatner)
4. I have 5 wives and 45 children. (I have 1 wife...the children part though)
5. I'm just misunderstood.
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09-26-2004, 08:26 AM
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| | LOL! This place doesn't change.
@Opalescence: On thing that is perfectly clear about COMM is that nothing is perfectly clear about COMM. I asked the same question that you do when I first came here, and someone threatened to show me a picture of Weasel in a golden Speedo or something like that. I didn't dare to turn on my computer for 14 days afterwards, I just sat in a dark corner and shook like a leaf. So don't worry, it usually seems that even the members of COMM doesn't know what COMM is.
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09-27-2004, 12:26 AM
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| | OMG!
Don't let your pure heart be lead astray, Opal. These are a bunch of incurable criminals and pshycos who like to torture animals and have ridiculous ambitions of overtaking the world and stuff - obviously going nuts...
If you're looking for the Path, the new wave that purged this unholy place, get to know the real Master and the only way to follow.
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09-27-2004, 03:24 AM
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| |  All Hail the Light of COMM...
...COMM is an improved alternative TO SPAM.
@Fas: Hey, stop needling Chanak about being a COMMrade...
...he has to deny that he is CIA's Direktor, remember?
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09-27-2004, 06:15 AM
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| | | And now dark characters are creeping back from the long forgotten past to seize the souls of the innocent...
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09-27-2004, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Brynn OMG!
Don't let your pure heart be lead astray, Opal. These are a bunch of incurable criminals and pshycos who like to torture animals and have ridiculous ambitions of overtaking the world and stuff - obviously going nuts...
If you're looking for the Path, the new wave that purged this unholy place, get to know the real Master and the only way to follow. | Vile lies and propaganda!
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09-27-2004, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Brynn OMG!
Don't let your pure heart be lead astray, Opal. These are a bunch of incurable criminals and pshycos who like to torture animals and have ridiculous ambitions of overtaking the world and stuff - obviously going nuts...
If you're looking for the Path, the new wave that purged this unholy place, get to know the real Master and the only way to follow. |
now thats more like it
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09-27-2004, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Weasel False rumors:
2. Fable is not a member.
| Now, wait a minute. It is a true rumor, meaning false, that I am a member. Therefore, it is a false rumor, meaning true, that I am not a member.
I'm glad we were able to clear that up. 
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