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12-10-2005, 07:08 AM
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| | | What do the men want for Xmas?
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Serbs line up for testicle shocks
Men in Serbia are lining up to have electric shocks delivered to their testicles as part of a new contraceptive treatment.
Serbian fertility expert Dr Sava Bojovic, who runs one of the clinics offering the service, said the small electric shock makes men temporarily infertile by stunning their sperm into a state of immobility.
He said: "We attach electrodes to either side of the testicles and send low electricity currents flowing through them.
"This stuns the sperm, effectively putting them to sleep for up to 10 days, which means couples can have sex without fear of getting pregnant.
"The method does not kill the sperm permanently and it does not affect the patient's health."
Dr Bojovic added patients were now lining up at his fertility clinic in Novi Banovci for the shock treatment, as it had none of the problems attached to using condoms, the male pill or having a vasectomy.
He added: "We are hoping to have a small battery powered version on sale in the shops in time for Xmas."
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12-10-2005, 07:10 AM
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12-10-2005, 07:15 AM
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| | Thats sounds very useful. I want one 
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12-10-2005, 07:28 AM
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| | | I'll settle for an MP3 player. More functions, less mess. |
12-10-2005, 07:34 AM
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| | | Less painful...
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12-10-2005, 07:37 AM
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| | *nods* Less painful and more conventional things are good.  |
12-10-2005, 07:37 AM
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| | I bet they were told they were going to Disneyland  . |
12-10-2005, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Sytze Less painful... | Who said anything about pain? Unless you are talking about the pain of having to wash the bedsheets... |
12-10-2005, 08:01 AM
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| | | they forgot to add the list of side effects:
Impotency, upset stomach, decreased sex drive, swollen testicles, an increased chances for prostate, colon, testicular, and breast cancer (yes in males). Oh and fo course: Diarhea... |
12-10-2005, 08:04 AM
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| | | You forgot delayed menstration. |
12-10-2005, 08:20 AM
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| | | Unless the women are having their testicles shocked... those are only for men. |
12-10-2005, 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Phreddie Unless the women are having their testicles shocked... those are only for men. | Congratulations. You have made a disturbing thread far, far more so.
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12-10-2005, 09:05 AM
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| | | your welcome.
and btw, how are you doing man? havent heard much on jhow the heart problems are going recently. |
12-10-2005, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Rookierookie Who said anything about pain? Unless you are talking about the pain of having to wash the bedsheets... | Logic reasoning. I can't imagine someone liking his down parts electrocuted.
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12-10-2005, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Phreddie the women are having their testicles shocked. | Problems with word order & spelling again?
"The women are shocked they're having testicles" would be more correct I think. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | | Display Modes | Rate This Thread |  Linear Mode | | 
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