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12-10-2005, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Phreddie your welcome.
and btw, how are you doing man? havent heard much on jhow the heart problems are going recently. | I'm doing better. Had some regular boughts of dizziness after first getting my meds that have faded with exercise. I'm due to get my first bloodwork end of next week, so we'll see from the lipids, etc, how well I'm responding to the meds in general. If nothing else, a heart attack is a good way to make close relatives who could hardly give you the time of day call you up and stop by.  Apparently, it takes that for some folks to realize that existence isn't endless, even for the grey of beard and young of heart. 
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12-10-2005, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Hill-Shatar | *snorts* 
Mildred: "Oh my George! How Sweet of you! You found us a new kind of foreplay... Do you think we could combine it with the missionary position?"  Quote: |
Originally Posted by Magrus *smirks* I'll provide the greased midget if you wrap him. | I don't even want to think about how you happen to know where to find greased midgets.... 
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12-10-2005, 04:46 PM
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I have a friend who used to be a carny.
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12-10-2005, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by dragon wench *snorts*
Mildred: "Oh my George! How Sweet of you! You found us a new kind of foreplay... Do you think we could combine it with the missionary position?" | George: "Why of course, my dear! It has multiple settings, so you can turn it up for some jolts for both partners! Not the mention a handy shaft to get to the hard to reach areas!
Think of the possibilities!"
Mildred: "Those Mastercraft Guys think of everything! That's different, and only available at Canadian Tire."
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12-10-2005, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Hill-Shatar George: "Why of course, my dear! It has multiple settings, so you can turn it up for some jolts for both partners! Not the mention a handy shaft to get to the hard to reach areas!
Think of the possibilities!"
Mildred: "Those Mastercraft Guys think of everything! That's different, and only available at Canadian Tire." | Mildred: "Oooh George! *excited squeal* How did you know that was exactly what we needed?"
George: Why dear, I had help with that nice Mastercraft Gift Catalogue..." Quote: |
Originally Posted by Mag I have a friend who used to be a carny. | You seem to have some diverse interests Magrus. Um... no.. it's okay, you don't need to elaborate
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12-10-2005, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by dragon wench You seem to have some diverse interests Magrus. Um... no.. it's okay, you don't need to elaborate | There's no fun in that! 
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12-10-2005, 05:54 PM
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You know, 'Mildred', I think we have just broken several copyright laws...
@ Fable- Good to hear about you being ok. Sorry to hear about all your relatives coming to visit.
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12-10-2005, 07:25 PM
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Haha,
Don't forget the handy mastercraft solar charger. Leave it on the dash of your car for when the power goes out. No need to have unshocked testicles during an electrical storm.
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12-10-2005, 07:30 PM
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Good one, good one.
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12-10-2005, 08:11 PM
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They don't use alligator clips for that right?
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12-10-2005, 08:12 PM
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12-10-2005, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Fenix They don't use alligator clips for that right? | *whimpers* Electricity and metel clamps...owwie...
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12-10-2005, 08:52 PM
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I'm hoping it's similar to the Physiotherapy one. Nice, smooth, pads with gel. 
@ Ob: lol. Is that the large one, or the small one, ready for charge whenever you take it out of your pocket?
Don't forget your Mastercraft Lightning Rod for your new Mastercraft Portable Ball Fryers. That, and a good insulator. 
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12-10-2005, 08:56 PM
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... and some burn cream for those occosianal surges...
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12-10-2005, 09:17 PM
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You know... something tells me it would be unwise to let the radical feminists hear about this...
It kind of gives the expression "ball breaker" an entirely new meaning....
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