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08-02-2001, 04:07 AM
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since we are in the test area I think it could be interesting when you all are gonna die so we know when to search for new members 
you can find out here----> http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/
(I don't know how to make that hyperlink thing were it says:"kilck here" and here will get you to the site  ) anyone wanna share it 
[ 08-02-2001: Message edited by: Garcia ]
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Don't eat sharp objects it can be the cause of 7 out of 10 bad stomages.
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08-02-2001, 04:13 AM
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(I don't know how to make that hyperlink thing were it says:"kilck here" and here will get you to the site ) anyone wanna share it
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URL=http://Put the website address here] Put the web page name here or click here[/URL]
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08-02-2001, 04:20 AM
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November 9, 2031
at the age of 60 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
9130439 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 145247 people claim to have leprosy.
Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on November 9, 2031, as you slip silently into the night.
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08-02-2001, 04:23 AM
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Thanks Garcia....now i know i'm gonna die on 17 December 2052!!!!!!!!! WOW...i still have 51 years to live!!!!
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08-02-2001, 04:35 AM
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you are welcome....I guess
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08-02-2001, 04:36 AM
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August 3 2066 at 81 years old. Cool...
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08-02-2001, 04:42 AM
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it works this one
i think.
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08-02-2001, 04:43 AM
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yes it does work thanks a bunch weasel
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08-02-2001, 05:03 AM
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Here we are:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
February 1, 2063
at the age of 80 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Auto-Fellatio (19%)
Cancer (17%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Suicide (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Loneliness (5%)
I like the auto-fellatio, LMAO at that one
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08-02-2001, 05:22 AM
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
November 19, 2057
at the age of 77 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (28%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Well that's bullsh!t since by the year 2057, there will be:
a cure for cancer!
Alcoholism rehab centres as plentiful as 7-11's
No third world countries
No more heart disease
Instant burn cure cream
World peace, so no more homicides
Ah well, looks like that 5% chance of auto fellatio is gonna be the clincher. 
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Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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08-02-2001, 05:26 AM
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I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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08-02-2001, 05:28 AM
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08-02-2001, 05:40 AM
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Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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08-02-2001, 06:05 AM
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LMAO
November 12, 2046
at the age of 65 years old.
OUCH!!!
Cancer (25%)
Suicide (9%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Alien abduction? why? LOL
Alcoholism... hmm... mom used to warn me for it...
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08-02-2001, 06:07 AM
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I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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