Ways to Kill Boredom...1000 and Beyond

Chanak · #1 (**permalink**) 03-02-2003, 05:24 PM

1000. Inaugurate a new boredom thread.

KidD01 · #2 (**permalink**) 03-02-2003, 05:29 PM

Sing this in "12 days of Xmas melody" :
On the first day of Christmas my general gave to me
A cartridge in a bear tree

On the second day of Christmas my general gave to me
Two sniper teams
And a cartridge in a bear tree

On the third day of Christmas my general gave to me
Three NATO Divisions
Two sniper teams
And a cartridge in a bear tree

On the fourth day of Christmas my general gave to me
Four radio towers
Three NATO Divisions
Two sniper teams
And a cartridge in a bear tree

On the fifth day of Christmas my general gave to me
Five B-52s
Four radio towers
Three NATO Divisions
Two sniper teams
And a cartridge in a bear tree

On the sixth day of Christmas my general gave to me
Six land mine layers
Five B-52s
Four radio towers
Three NATO Divisions
Two sniper teams
And a cartridge in a bear tree

On the seventh day of Christmas my general gave to me
Seven Army Rangers
Six land mine layers
Five B-52s
Four radio towers
Three NATO Divisions
Two sniper teams
And a cartridge in a bear tree

On the eighth day of Christmas my general gave to me
Eight NCOs on KP duty
Seven Navy SEALS
Six land mine layers
Five B-52s
Four radio towers
Three NATO Divisions
Two sniper teams
And a cartridge in a bear tree

On the ninth day of Christmas my general gave to me
Nine rock show tours
Eight NCOs on KP duty
Seven Navy SEALS
Six land mine layers
Five B-52s
Four radio towers
Three NATO Divisions
Two sniper teams
And a cartridge in a bear tree

On the tenth day of Christmas my general gave to me
Ten Pentagon officials
Nine rock show tours
Eight NCOs on KP duty
Seven Navy SEALS
Six land mine layers
Five B-52s
Four radio towers
Three NATO Divisions
Two sniper teams
And a cartridge in a bear tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas my general gave to me
Eleven artillery batteries
Ten Pentagon officials
Nine rock show tours
Eight NCOs on KP duty
Seven Navy SEALS
Six land mine layers
Five B-52s
Four radio towers
Three NATO Divisions
Two sniper teams
And a cartridge in a bear tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas my general gave to me
Twelve more years of reenlistment
Eleven artillery batteries
Ten Pentagon officials
Nine rock show tours
Eight NCOs on KP duty
Seven Navy SEALS
Six land mine layers
Five B-52s
Four radio towers
Three NATO Divisions
Two sniper teams
And a cartridge in a bear tree

Scayde · #3 (**permalink**) 03-02-2003, 09:24 PM

1002. Try to find more pics to add to my collection

VoodooDali · #4 (**permalink**) 03-02-2003, 10:06 PM

1003. Look forward to the "Ways to Kill Boredom...2000 and Beyond" thread

Gorgan · #5 (**permalink**) 03-02-2003, 11:55 PM

1004. Clean out your nasal cavity
1005. Sit on the toilet while pretending to go poopy and think about stuff.

CM · #6 (**permalink**) 03-03-2003, 02:23 AM

1006 Call Bs bi....again

Maharlika · #7 (**permalink**) 03-03-2003, 05:07 AM

Watch BS and Fas slug it out then hug each other again.

Tamerlane · #8 (**permalink**) 03-03-2003, 05:11 AM

1008

Save link of hug to black mail Fas and possibly BS in the near future

garazdawi · #9 (**permalink**) 03-03-2003, 06:02 AM

1009: posting in old thread failing to notice that a new one is up

1010: wonder how long this thread will go on?

1011: feel as if I'm writing in binary

1012: get a life.....

1013: get two lives just to be on the safe side in case one turns out to be boring....

1014: switch to other life as teh current is boring

1015: fail utterly at switching life

1016: crawl back to SYM

CM · #10 (**permalink**) 03-03-2003, 06:46 AM

1017 Make swiss cheese out of Tammy and Mar

Baldursgate Fan · #11 (**permalink**) 03-03-2003, 07:11 AM

1018: Thanks Chanak profusely

1019: Spams profusely

Baldursgate Fan · #12 (**permalink**) 03-03-2003, 07:12 AM

1020: Ditto 1019

Azmodan · #13 (**permalink**) 03-03-2003, 07:18 AM

1021; singing......
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya'
Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed

(ok, so im a nerd)