Waverly’s intro to Evil 101

[Waverly]

There will also be a 2 credit lab worth 66% of your grade.

Course description:
It is clear that there are some fledgling evildoers amongst the current SYM hatchlings. There are also some old poseurs like Foul and BS who need serious retraining. I am going to offer my class free of charge to those who meet the prerequisites.

Prerequisites:
Utter devotion and adherence to Waverly’s teachings.

Syllabus:
Working knowledge of evil concepts such as depravity and licentiousness.
The opportunity to work on Waverly’s special projects.
The prospect of dying in the service of Waverly.
Exposure to depraved methods of getting what you want.
What not to say to your BF/GF and how not to say it.
Curses and plagues for beginners.

Required reading:
Milton’s Paradise Lost
Machievilli’s The Prince
Waverly’s Very Expensive Study Guide

Open enrollement!

[Lasher]

Fledgling evildoer, here to learn!

[slade]

I can always learn knew ways to torture people.....or children

[Lasher]

I've always wanted to learn the in's and out's of creating plagues...

[Waverly]

Ah, already two students of the malevolent, or at least people who don’t read the fine print.

Let’s start with some labwork. You describe an everyday situation, and I’ll tell you how to add a bit of depravity.

[Phreddie]

Im in for a bit, before i skip out for dinner, and a 'movie'.


Everyday situation:
Riding the Bus eating a cone of chocolate ice cream, with chocolate sprinkles, I have the window seat, sitting next to me is a female of good looks.

[Lasher]

You're on your way home from a few college classes and traffic slows to a crawl, and then stops. The hitchhiker that you don't have room for is staring right at you, and if he could walk in a straight line, he would be walking in your direction.

[Waverly]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phreddie Im in for a bit, before i skip out for dinner, and a 'movie'. Everyday situation: Riding the Bus eating a cone of chocolate ice cream, with chocolate sprinkles, I have the window seat, sitting next to me is a female of good looks.

Riding a bus and eating ice cream… you are already in serious trouble. At least you aren’t spreading flower petals…

OK, here is the thing. The good looking woman is a red herring, a macguffin. The amateur, or the merely silly (think Bloodstalker) might leer at the woman or spill ice cream down her front. Very imaginative

Walk up to the bus driver, and in an authoritative tone, tell him you need to take over the bus, as it’s a national emergency. Pretend to show some sort of identification – no one ever looks. Drive everyone out into the wilderness, stopping every so often to let people off. Scream, “this is your stop!” and boot them in the arse as they leave.

Now take the empty bus to a rental car return center, and insist on returning it. Tell them you are unhappy with the rental because it was pulling slightly to the right.

[Yshania]

*sigh*...student seeking motivation pops head around door

[Magrus]

Competition for corrupting the board members? Bah.

[slade]

Ill add my day when we get to the advance section of the semester....right now your jsut teaching newbies the ropes....

[Waverly]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lasher You're on your way home from a few college classes and traffic slows to a crawl, and then stops. The hitchhiker that you don't have room for is staring right at you, and if he could walk in a straight line, he would be walking in your direction.

Ah, another bit of misdirection. Sure, you could run over the hitcher, but that’s more psychotic than anything else.

Why not pick him up? Pull the car into the center of the road blocking as many lanes as possible and prevent traffic from ever getting started again. As the hitcher asks what you are doing, call the police on your cell phone and tell them you are being held up by violent thug. Make sure the hitcher hears you. Then kick him out of the car and shout to everyone near you that he just robbed you and admitted to sodomizing baby kittens.

If the mob doesn’t have a rope, provide them one for a small fee.

[Waverly]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yshania *sigh*...student seeking motivation pops head around door

Ah, but you should be taking the 400 level Masters class. I know your type

[Yshania]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waverly Ah, but you should be taking the 400 level Masters class. I know your type

*sighs again* by level 400 I am still that predictable?

[Phreddie]

I had a Dream, nigh on a year ago, it was so vivid it has stuck with me, two actualy one from the eve of new years eve recently, and the one form a year ago.

The one from a year ago:
I was running around the city in which i reside in wearing the top half of a chicken suit, mask and all, but not pants no undergarments of any kind... nothing happened, i got afew odd stares, but then I woke up...
What doth this vision mean?

THe one from a week ago:
I jumped out of a plane on a sky diving trip with ten other people i knew, some of us had parachutes, some didnt (myself included) noticing this about half way down I asked my instructor for advice, he said just land, youll be fine, i hit the ground running so to speak, then ran past a pole, caught on and swung myself around to decrease speed, stopping after the first and a hlaf revolutions...
any ideas?