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07-31-2002, 02:00 AM
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| |  Quote: Originally posted by leedogg
A sledgehammer and duct tape will fix anything | It never worked on my VCR...Of course, I only got to try it once... 
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07-31-2002, 04:20 AM
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It never worked on my VCR...Of course, I only got to try it once... | You need to be Weasel to make it work, Ode. Only Weasel can fix everything with duct-tape and a sledgehammer, while wearing pink speedo. Of course, if other people would agree it's actually fixed or not is a totally different matter...
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07-31-2002, 05:21 AM
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You need to be Weasel to make it work, Ode. Only Weasel can fix everything with duct-tape and a sledgehammer, while wearing pink speedo. Of course, if other people would agree it's actually fixed or not is a totally different matter... | Ah, that would be it, then. Now the sole question that remains is is it worth getting my VCR fixed by taking it to Weasel and having to endure the image of him in a pink speedo, or can I get by without a VCR...
Guess it's no VCR for me, then...
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07-31-2002, 03:09 PM
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You won't need the string if you do it right the first time, with the duct tape though.  | Well, true. I've already commented here that duct tape is actually The Force: it has a light side and a dark side, it can be concealed anywhere, and accomplish anything. Only May the Force be with you sounds a hell of a lot fancier than May the duct tape bind you as required.
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@Fable, I'm moved. Quite a revelation.
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Thank you, @Ned. It does bring a tear to the eye, does it not?
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07-31-2002, 03:40 PM
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Fable- it did look like duct tape holding that X-fighter together!
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07-31-2002, 03:47 PM
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**dabbing eyes with a soft tissue**
@Fable,
Indeed, it does. Question: What do you suppose Yoda knows about duct tape that we do not??? Given your aversion to Lucas' alleged masterpiece(s), perhaps you might recommend I search elsewhere for an answer.
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07-31-2002, 05:29 PM
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With the duct tape, I can bind the people to the 1st circle Mwahahahha
Also if the circles overlap, the first (center) should be the bigest!
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