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10-23-2004, 12:08 AM
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YES SIMIERS!
The Heathen call upon the elder, the not so elder, the exalted members and those who are only beggining!
We need spam! We need more joke threads! We need more discussions! More banishments! More CM Spanking! More DF lore! Another Anoweenie romance! We need mods having to actually spank the posters and to stay here all night long! We need more BS drinks! We need another pub! We need more CM spanking! We need more love between symiers! We need more issues between symiers! And of course we need more CM spanking.
So, in this thread, the Heathen invite all SYMiers, all of them, even the mods and newbies, to place opinions, jokes, spank CM.
See, we've been playing word ascosiation for years and all the other things have been forgotten!
And for you Heathen high command (Commander Sytze, lieutenant Brynn and conscript TM) is up to watch closely for COMM's, SLURRS, and tell them to come here.
OK, now I'll post the first joke I've seen here in a long time, then I'll spank CM. 
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10-23-2004, 12:15 AM
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Alas. What happened to the fine art that was once spam.
*Lament of times gone by*
Now Vehemence. There was a man who knew spam. Along with humour. He could ramble on about the most pointless of things, with a flare of humour, and still make it appear on topic. The art of stealth spam. Now that was a fine talent indeed. Of course, it was always accompanied by Hamster Bait, Dancing with Fishes, Georgi and and myself, but hey, we became the Holy Trinity of Spam. Scary thought, really.
SMACK
*Smacks Luis with a large sturgeon for making poor 'Dances With Fishes' to reminsce in such a manner*
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10-23-2004, 12:21 AM
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| | | George Bush goes to a school to talk about the war. After his speech, he tells the kids to ask him about anything. A boy quickly puts his hand up. Bush ask his name.
"My name is Bob."
"What's your question, Bob?"
"I got 3 questions, sir. First: Why the US invaded Iraq whitout UN support? Second: Why you're the president if Al Gore got more votes than you? Third: What happened to Bin Laden?" When Bush prepared to answer, the lunch bell sounded. Bush told the kids that they'll continue after lunch. After lunch, Bush asks: "Oh, where do we where? Oh, yes! We were in the questions time! Anyone wants to question something?" Another boy put his hand up. Bush asks him his name.
"Stevie, sir"
"So, Stevie, what is your question?"
"I got five questions: First: Why the US invaded Iraq whitout UN support? Second: Why you're the president if Al Gore got more votes than you? Third: What happened to Bin Laden? Fourth: Why do the lunch bell ringed twenty minutes before? And Fifth: Where is Bob?"
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10-23-2004, 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Luis Antonio George Bush goes to a school to talk about the war. After his speech, he tells the kids to ask him about anything. A boy quickly puts his hand up. Bush ask his name.
"My name is Bob."
"What's your question, Bob?"
"I got 3 questions, sir. First: Why the US invaded Iraq whitout UN support? Second: Why you're the president if Al Gore got more votes than you? Third: What happened to Bin Laden?" When Bush prepared to answer, the lunch bell sounded. Bush told the kids that they'll continue after lunch. After lunch, Bush asks: "Oh, where do we where? Oh, yes! We were in the questions time! Anyone wants to question something?" Another boy put his hand up. Bush asks him his name.
"Stevie, sir"
"So, Stevie, what is your question?"
"I got five questions: First: Why the US invaded Iraq whitout UN support? Second: Why you're the president if Al Gore got more votes than you? Third: What happened to Bin Laden? Fourth: Why do the lunch bell ringed twenty minutes before? And Fifth: Where is Bob?" | Hey, look! I can also write in a color which you can't read without highlighting!.
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10-23-2004, 07:43 AM
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Sorry Vic, fixed...
Btw,
*mooseslaps both Vic and Aegis*
Good to see you here
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10-23-2004, 12:00 PM
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Moosslapping! Now there's an interesting new branch of sport.
Why not go all out.
*grabs a armadillo at the tail and swings it around* SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK @all
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10-23-2004, 12:14 PM
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one wishes to have seen the glorious days of true spam. BTW does anybody outside of the Phillipeans like SPAM? i mean its a very nasty type of food in my opinion... preserved ham nhas never been my thing. and is there a connection between the disguisting salted meat and the spam that has always been close to my heart?
*ducks a moose and armadillo, rips out his classic fish. you just cant beat the tried-and-true fish with your new fangled animals."
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10-23-2004, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by JesterKing *ducks a moose and armadillo, rips out his classic fish. you just cant beat the tried-and-true fish with your new fangled animals." | Ah, I see you are strong in the ways of Fish-Fu, padawan, but you have much to learn yet.
*appears in his mystical red toga of protection from animals, his sandals of quickened Fish Slapping, Fake beard of Fishy-Wisdom, a Sturgeon of power in one hand, a salmon of pompetous in the other*
I can teach you much, for I am I Sage! The Fishy warrior, known as Dances with Fishes to the unbeleivers. Behold my Fishy Wonder!  | | |
10-23-2004, 12:32 PM
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Always the dramatic.
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10-23-2004, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Aegis Behold my Fishy Wonder! |
Pervert  ....
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10-23-2004, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Aegis Behold my Fishy Wonder! | Is this 'fishy wonder' of yours cold, slimy and wet?
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10-23-2004, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Vicsun Is this 'fishy wonder' of yours, cold, slimy and wet? | Hard, Powerful and Warm | | |
10-23-2004, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Aegis Hard, Powerful and Warm | Is it also not very intelligent, encrusted with scales, and posessing the ability to leave nasty bite marks?
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10-23-2004, 01:46 PM
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These really weird images are suddenly popping up in my mind 
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10-23-2004, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Sytze These really weird images are suddenly popping up in my mind | If 'weird' is the only word that describes the images, you can consider yourself lucky.
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