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Old 08-01-2001, 10:35 PM
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Three Japenese buissness men are in New York, at a restaurant, masturbating furiously! A woman waiting tables in that restaurant sees this, and rushes over to them, and yells.

"What the hell are you three doing!"

"Well," says one of the men. "We are all very hungry!" The other two nod, and they keep whacking off.

The woman replies. "Well, how is whacking off going to help that!"

One of the men reply, "Menu say, First Come, First Serve!"

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Whats the difference between a blimp ride, and 365 blow jobs?

A: Ones a Good Year, the others a freakin fantasic one!

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What do you call a male body builder with a penis?

A Beginner

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Thats all for now...

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Old 08-01-2001, 11:06 PM
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A lone victorious warrior returns and see this.......shocking.
(BTW, what the hell I am doing awake at 6 AM ????)
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Old 08-01-2001, 11:20 PM
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Originally posted by Drakron DuŽDark:
<STRONG>(BTW, what the hell I am doing awake at 6 AM ????)</STRONG>
Good question I could ask myself the same thing
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Old 08-01-2001, 11:35 PM
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And me - gotta party tonight and then I wake up at 6 a.m.

@Aegis: tsk tsk tsk - are you trying to fall down to V.'s level of jokes
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Old 08-02-2001, 12:41 AM
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LMAO Aegis!

That good year one cracks me up every time!
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Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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Old 08-02-2001, 12:42 AM
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<STRONG>@Aegis: tsk tsk tsk - are you trying to fall down to V.'s level of jokes </STRONG>
Bring a parachute, it's a Long way down!
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Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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Old 08-02-2001, 09:02 AM
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Don't worry. Parachuete packed, and ready to leap!

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Old 08-03-2001, 01:24 AM
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You have a green light!
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Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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Old 08-03-2001, 11:20 AM
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Perfect!

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Old 08-04-2001, 10:45 PM
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@Aegis: Watch it, you never know if some kid's wandering around on this forum at 1:00 am.
You have fallen below Veh's level.
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Old 08-04-2001, 10:51 PM
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I think the one about the three Japanese men may be reffering to some members of this forum.....
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Old 08-04-2001, 10:55 PM
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@Katie possibly, but do you really want to think about that?!?
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Old 08-04-2001, 11:43 PM
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Well I didn't really want to think about it but with people like Aegis around who can help it.
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