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02-05-2004, 02:19 PM
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| | | ..or how it might have been..
In a serious attempt to avoid work, how about a what-if evo thread?
How about if dogs had developed as marsupials. Think about the advantages of flank pouches. Man's finest could sit and be a convenient beer and remote control holder (for those of us too lazy to reach forward to the table).
Twin-necked giraffes has a certain appeal (of course with modern molecular biology, reality is just a short step away).
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02-05-2004, 02:21 PM
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plus the dog would have a nice pouch to store birds in while out hunting.
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| | | ..we may need to add on a prehensile tail (and not "dock" it) for full funtionality. Aaah, got to love the Darwinian process...
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How many would like to see women with cat tails? Let's have a show of hands, please.
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Damn, and here I thought this thread was gonna shed some kinda light on the possabilities of human evolution as it pertains to the internet age. 
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That sounds lovely, Fable. If we add in those cute little cat ears, and the ability to purr, then we may just have made the perfect woman 
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Oh, it does. Just look at some of the anthropomorphic types wandering around in the realtime text-based MUDs online.
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02-05-2004, 04:03 PM
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| |  Quote: Originally posted by fable
How many would like to see women with cat tails? Let's have a show of hands, please. | We already have a woman with a cat-o-nine tails - she moderates this forum and is damn scary.... | | |
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Zelgadis
Hey, that idea has merit. We do need enough to go around... BS, we need your help with this, get us a few of AC's hairs and you will have done a great service to mankind, and will have our eternal gratitude | Excellant. Now when I paw at her, she'll come after YOU with the shotgun
As for the evolution thing, anybody else feel like a third eye in the back of your head would be really useful?
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| | Bioluminescence has not been made adequate use of. Perhaps reindeers should have developed red bioluminescent ofactory lobes after all. Humans with purple luminescent skin (wouldn't need UV lights a clubs anymore)....or nighttime candlelight for that matter...
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Grendel
Bioluminescence has not been made adequate use of. Perhaps reindeers should have developed red bioluminescent ofactory lobes after all. Humans with purple luminescent skin (wouldn't need UV lights a clubs anymore)....or nighttime candlelight for that matter... | And it would solve that little problem of BS's lurking 
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| | perhaps pulsing purple, just to make sure. Link it to heartbeat. Apply high test caffiene and chortle
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perhaps pulsing purple, just to make sure. Link it to heartbeat. Apply high test caffiene and chortle | Oh man..this just sounds way too much like disco for my comfort zone
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