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Old 01-03-2006, 05:18 PM
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It has come to my attention that someone has disclosed the location of Doc Waverly’s lair, going so far as to make a map available. Other formerly secret locations, such as the Isle of Doctor Grunt, are included – but I don’t give a turnip if some troglodytic tosser like Aegis calls unexpectedly on Doctor Grunt. I DO care if the aforementioned arse-clown befouls the entrance to my lair with his grotesque form.

There I’ll be, drawing up a new post-domination plan for the greater Waverlands, and there will be a knock at the door. Or I’ll be trying to convince Minerva that she really *does* want to have a 6th glass of wine and relax in the hot tub, and there will be nose pressed against the window glass.

I WILL NOT ABIDE THIS TREACHERY!
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Old 01-03-2006, 05:20 PM
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I think you should be a little more concerned with something else being pressed up against the glass there Nancy.

Besides, as wise as Minerva is, she would have deftly switched out the alcoholic drinks you would have been feeding her for a more, friendly anti-Wanker draught...
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Old 01-03-2006, 05:21 PM
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Good work, mapmakers
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Old 01-03-2006, 05:31 PM
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I think you should be a little more concerned with something else being pressed up against the glass there Nancy.
*sigh*

That might get you the reaction you are looking for from Doctor Grunt, but I don't need your lumpy bottom steaming up my windows. I'm not sure I can tell your face from your arse anyway, unless you have finally tattooed a discription onto one or the other.
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Old 01-03-2006, 05:31 PM
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Good work, mapmakers
Clearly you know who is responsbile. You must be held for... questioning.
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Old 01-03-2006, 05:33 PM
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*sigh*

That might get you the reaction you are looking for from Doctor Grunt, but I don't need your lumpy bottom steaming up my windows. I'm not sure I can tell your face from your arse anyway, unless you have finally tattooed a discription onto one or the other.
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Old 01-03-2006, 05:36 PM
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Clearly you know who is responsbile. You must be held for... questioning.
Just watch out for his probes.
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Old 01-03-2006, 05:36 PM
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Good work, mapmakers
Clearly you know who is responsbile. You must be held for... questioning.
DON'T tell him that your name is in the bottom right corner of that map...

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Old 01-03-2006, 05:37 PM
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OK Ik. I won't. And I won't mention yours, either
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Old 01-03-2006, 05:38 PM
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DON'T tell him that your name is in the bottom right corner of that map...
and how would you know that?

oh well seems Fiona blew your cover before I could get you to do it yourself
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Old 01-03-2006, 05:42 PM
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Clearly you know who is responsbile. You must be held for... questioning.
This should be amusing. We'll get to hear the story of how Fiona drubs him good later.
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Old 01-03-2006, 05:43 PM
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@ Slade. I'm loyal like that
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Old 01-03-2006, 05:45 PM
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Yes, there are some subtle clues within the map as to it's authors. It is only a matter of time before I break the cipher. Then hell will pay our little cartographers a visit!
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Old 01-03-2006, 05:48 PM
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Yes, there are some subtle clues within the map as to it's authors. It is only a matter of time before I break the cipher. Then hell will pay our little cartographers a visit!
I dont know it was written in spanish so the names might not be able to be read clear
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Old 01-03-2006, 05:50 PM
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This should be amusing. We'll get to hear the story of how Fiona drubs him good later.
Drubbery is a class-A misdemeanor in 36 of the 50 states and is punishible by *more* drubbery in the EU (a law which parodoxically leads to yet more drubbery of the punative drubberers).

Not that I ever turn down a good drubbing. I just have a rule that I never pay for it - though I will tip very well.
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