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10-01-2004, 09:35 AM
|  | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Strana Mechti
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| |  To all Chain-letters forwarders
To all my friends, thanks to you for sending me chain letters in 2004:
I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.
I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.
I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogens they contain may turn me gay.
I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing other than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.
I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.
I think I'm turning gay because when I go to parties, I don't look at any girl no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. Funny that girl, she's been 7 since 1993...
I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program.
My Ericcson phone never arrived and neither did the passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.
But I am positive that all this is the cause of a stinking chain that I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from hell.
IMPORTANT NOTE: If you send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will crap on you today at 7pm.
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10-01-2004, 09:41 AM
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| | ROFL!!!!! 
That has to be the chain letter to end all chain letters ! 
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10-01-2004, 09:15 PM
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| | OMG, I'm copying, pasting into an email, and sending this to everyone I know! 
__________________ CYNIC, n.:
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10-01-2004, 09:19 PM
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| | | AAAAAHH!!!
THAT IS AMAZING!!! I'm sending that to EVERYONE! I know!!!
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10-02-2004, 02:52 AM
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| | This is great, man!  I'm gonna show them Dutchies!
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10-02-2004, 03:35 AM
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| | Its a Kid7843097403920943207432740 sighting!!! Where the hell have you been and what is your freaking MSN? Oh yeah i am copying that as well and sending it out.
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For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
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10-04-2004, 12:44 AM
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| | The only thing that makes sense in this is not to drink from a can... 
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10-04-2004, 01:02 AM
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| | | A question how many of you got all of these chain letter/e-mails? I got 8 of the e-mails mentioned in this chain letter.
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For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
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10-04-2004, 01:08 AM
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| | None... 
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10-04-2004, 01:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Brynn None... | You are lucky. You got intelligent friends or no e-mail address
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For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
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10-04-2004, 01:26 AM
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| | Well, my friends always send me emails advertising little dogs to save... If I've taken them all in, I'd be housing a whole kennel now
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10-04-2004, 01:39 AM
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| | This is an analogy to the men of SYM by any chance is it?
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For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
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10-04-2004, 02:16 AM
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| | Now that you mention it...
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10-04-2004, 06:34 AM
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