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Old 10-30-2004, 04:01 PM
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Well, since the Six Commandments the Heathen havent came up with nothing exeptional in the forums. We even had yet another SYM history and a BS finding thread... and thats a lot.

Here I'm posting the definitive rules for Heathen members on the board, I guess the Heathen and those who want to become Heathen will apreciate them very much. Well, all the board may post opinions about this.

1 - No struggle for power will happen inside the Heathen. All members are equal between themselves, and their titles are only derived from pure fun.
-> Example: Tower Master is our Trainee. But he is equal to me or Brynn (xpt she is a mod) on the boards and respond as a Heathen in front of all.

2 - Tequila shall be taken warm. Without lemmon. Without added worm. And without salt.
->This is for taste-feeling reasons. You must feel the taste of tequila for proper mind-cleansing.

3 - The Heathen Citadel must be taken care of. So, no post inside of our Citadel may be ignored. It means we will always answer the questions of those who come to search for our light.
-> This is cause of the doubts of the many. The ancient usurpers are gone, and lots of disengaged folk are around. We are the answer!!!

4 - You shall sleep as much as possible and your sleeping must be as confortable as you can get.
-> Sleeping rules.

5 - The Heathen shall avoid listening to non rock music, except when the listened music is classical or at least from an ancient deity of music.
-> For example, if Sytze likes Bach, no problem. Listen to Bach. Just dont listen to Backstreet boys.

6 - The Barbeques are always provided with fire by our lil baby dragon, and the meat will be abundant and plenty as well as the booze, that will include beer, vodka, cachaça and tequila. For those who cant drink, water and lemmonade will be also plenty.
-> The tolerance with those who cant drink will take us far. I dont know where, but will take us far.

7 - Absolutely no religious issue or political issue may be discussed under the name of the fellowship of the Heathen under penalty of expurge.
-> Well, this is nice to be placed cause will render us a very much more ethical group.

8 - No mod shall be disobeyed under any circumstances by a Heathen. If any mod feels bad about the ways of a Heathen, please advise the Heathen fellowship.
-> Feedback. We need feedback, I guess, cause we make a lot of noise and spam and sometimes (I do, at least) overwhelm people with spam.

9 - The Heathen will invite the spammers to join the fellowship, for only by raising our numbers we may keep the chaos under spam chaotic. Chaos must be mantained.
-> Chaos rules all...

10 - The Heathen will play D&D under its many faces, such as Baldurs Gate, NWN, IWD and all kinds of RPG's based on D&D and will help others to gain knowledge in such art form.
-> Let's instruct the future. Sytze has done it, we can do it.

11 - The Heathen shall mock each other and shall PM any possible misunderstandings to the other members of the fellowship ASAP for quick peacke re-establishing.
-> We are a fellowship after all.

12 - Under any circumstances a Heathen shall stop drinking, spaming, playing and having fun. We are the Heathen, and the Heathen rule.
->

So, guys, what do you think? Have I been harsh or bad or something?
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Old 10-30-2004, 04:38 PM
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POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

huh?

oh never mind...

I meant to say

AMEN BROTHA! .... well except the dinking part... AMEN!
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Old 10-30-2004, 04:42 PM
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D_E_Nite: Thoust thou wish to be a member of our fellowship? Do you wish to become one of us? One of the better? One of those who rule them all? One of those who will spam for the future and outlive the end of the world?
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You forgot:

1. We drink alot so we can take over the remaining slurrs.
2. We spam alot so basically that includes anybody who posts in the spam threads.
3. We will follow other general nonsense to pick up the independent posters who do not align themselves with either:

A. COMM
B. Spammers
C. Slurrs
D. Godlings

4. Anybody who is independent is automatically part of the Heathens.

You guys are so much like Bush and his PR campaign it is scary
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one more thing, how do i join? do i just say i'm apart of you guys or is there some kind of a ritual??? I wanna join cuz you guys rock!!!

wait let me rephrase that...

I wish to join thee, should I perform a specal deed for thou?
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This is such a shame Luis, you are corrupting kids who arent even old enough to vote. That is so wrong.

This kid cant drink yet as a Heathen you will force him to drink.

COMM says drink what you want. Including the delicious necter of life. TEA!
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This is such a shame Luis, you are corrupting kids who arent even old enough to vote. That is so wrong.

This kid cant drink yet as a Heathen you will force him to drink.

COMM says drink what you want. Including the delicious necter of life. TEA!
umm... I wish to shame nobody... I just wish to join thee and yea maybe i'll have some tea but wait, isn't CM our enemy
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Dark Elve, doust thou agree with the six commandments and the general rules of the nine and that the Heathen are the spammers rulers? Thou agree that those who drink tequila cleanse their souls and are ready for the ultimate nirvana? Are you ready to combat the nonsense of other spammers?

*Hands him over a small tequila bottle*

What do you do with it?
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umm... I wish to shame nobody... I just wish to join thee and yea maybe i'll have some tea but wait, isn't CM our enemy
Have no tea, newcomer! Have some lemmonade, if you are not ready for tequila. And beware the deceivers who lie about their gender! They lie more than thousands of persons!!!



Hey CM, relax. You can drink lemonade in the kindengarten.
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Tsk tsk....for shame giving a minor a bottle....what will you do next? Post naked photos of buzzy?
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Tsk tsk....for shame giving a minor a bottle....what will you do next? Post naked photos of buzzy?
nah, man, he is not a minor. he is a Heathen, learn that. And virtual tequila doesnt hurt anybody, aye?
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umm... i uh... (Darc_Elv_Nyte passes around and shares the tequila bottle) no, i can't drink... I am not of age, and when i am of age i still will not because i umm... don't like alchohol but i am forever still in your debt (D_E_N has some lemonade) mmmm... that's good fresh brewed lemonade
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umm... i uh... (Darc_Elv_Nyte passes around and shares the tequila bottle) no, i can't drink... I am not of age, and when i am of age i still will not because i umm... don't like alchohol but i am forever still in your debt
See, he is councious! Welcome to the Heathen, kid! Behold! this is DEN, the heathen Kid, and beware, for now he is the man!!!
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Right he is a man and i am a flaming duck. Now let me get this straight you attempt to get this kid drunk with tequila now you are gonna do what? Burn him or something?

*grabs DEN, ties him by his feet and suspends him over a pit full or crocs* Sorry kid but we are enemies and all.
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*grabs DEN, ties him by his feet and suspends him over a pit full or crocs* Sorry kid but we are enemies and all.
*D_E_N twists and turns and struggles free and runs away and comes back with all Heathen forces* were you saying something?
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