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09-11-2003, 12:02 AM
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"Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."
"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."
"Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"
"Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"
"Hand me that ... uh ... that uh..... thingie"
"Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"
"There go the lights again..."
"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.. and this guy's got two of' 'em."
"Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!"
"Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off."
"What's this doing here?"
"I hate it when they're missing stuff in here."
"That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!"
"Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us."
"Sterile, shcmedle. The floor's clean, right?"
"What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change..."
"OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature!"
"This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?"
"Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?"
"Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough."
"What do you mean you want a divorce?"
"FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!"
"Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!"
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09-11-2003, 12:24 AM
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Will the anastehic work *this* time?
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09-11-2003, 02:53 AM
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"This guy has a will, right?"
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09-11-2003, 05:07 AM
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*beeep* *beeep* darn I can't find my beeper....
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09-11-2003, 06:54 AM
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OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!
What do you mean, he's not insured?
This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice.
Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch"
That laughing gas stuff is pretty cool. Can I have some more of that?
Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still moving.
Did the doctor know he would look like that afterwards?
Of course I've performed this operation before, Nurse!
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
The head bone's connected to the knee bone,
the knee bones connected to that thing over there,
that thing over there's connected to the nurse. Oops
Oh s*ht! this wasn't a penis amputation.
This guy owes me a hundred dollars!
"Pass the scalpel" - "Here you go Dr. Kevorkian"
Hey!!! How come this dude has a penis and t*ts?
Let's see, we'll connect this to this, and put this here, and move that to there and we'll see what happens.
Sir? How do you want you name to appear on your toe tag?
Hey, stop that thing rolling across the floor!
We're losing him...April fool's day!!!
You're drunk, nurse. Stop playing and gimme that heart back!
You mean it's a stomach-staple operation, not a BRAIN-staple?
Oh look that heartthingie has a flatline.
This wouldn't have happened if you had just laid him on his BACK for starters!!
What's that red stuff gushing out?
Sure I don't know what I'm doing. I came here for washing the windows and somebody puts a mask on my face and an knife in my hand.
Jeez I'm horny, let's get this patient unconsious and have a little fun. I don't care if she used to be a man 3 minutes ago.
Did he say the right or left leg?
You got the arms and legs switched.
It is now out of my hands...Nurse, could you grab it? It's over there behind the keg.
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
OOPS !!
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09-11-2003, 09:17 AM
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Ooh........nurse ? Is this also your first time ?
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09-11-2003, 11:06 AM
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09-11-2003, 05:26 PM
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09-11-2003, 06:36 PM
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Personally, I wouldn't want to hear anything during surgery | | |
09-12-2003, 09:38 AM
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"Chikara wa seigyo dekiru kedo, sore ni, tayoru tsumori wa nai."
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09-12-2003, 10:25 AM
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"I've always wanted to put a little computer in place of someone's brain. Wouldn't that be cool?"
"Oops. Well, they won't really be needing that anyway."
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09-12-2003, 10:27 AM
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Hey anybody want to play tic tac toe?
Look at this we could make a jigsaw puzzle out of his body.....
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09-12-2003, 11:46 AM
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"Damnit, my hands won't stop shaking... Nurse, be a dear and get me a drink, to settle my nerves."
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09-12-2003, 11:56 AM
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HICK............HICK..........Is this our guinea pig.........HICK ?
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09-12-2003, 12:24 PM
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Screw bolt A into section B?! What the hell is this... Ikea? Who mixed up the manuals again? 
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