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02-28-2002, 04:05 PM
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ned, I like the way you think...
I said it once and I'll say it again..................mmmmmmmmm...leather.
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02-28-2002, 09:36 PM
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Heh, The top 3 remain the same, though Gwal gets an honourable mention, though he did stay in the realms of the contest, he showed intitiative and creativity.
@ BS. My lack of faith?? Your the one who wants to find nuns in leather!!
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03-06-2002, 10:59 AM
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He's a sword-wielding Jewish boxer trapped in a world he never made. She's a bloodthirsty communist lawyer with a knack for trouble. They fight crime!
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He's a benighted misogynist cyborg fleeing from a secret government programme. She's a mistrustful French-Canadian politician who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!
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03-06-2002, 11:07 AM
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He's a leather-clad umbrella-wielding grifter possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a bloodthirsty communist hooker with only herself to blame. They fight crime!
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03-06-2002, 12:05 PM
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He's a gun-slinging soccer-playing shaman who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a plucky belly-dancing wrestler on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!
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03-06-2002, 12:18 PM
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He's a forum-hosting Shambling Mound addicted to Ned's Electric Shine. She's a saucy Anomen-hating spammer with a penchant for bunnies. They fight crime!
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03-06-2002, 12:30 PM
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very nice L'il Voo.
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03-06-2002, 06:05 PM
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He's a one-legged amnesiac cyborg searching for his wife's true killer. She's a tortured French-Canadian advertising executive from Mars. They fight crime!
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03-07-2002, 02:37 AM
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ROFLMAO
You people need professional help....preferably by:
"A naked existentialist whore with a whip and a leather-clad hunchbacked biker with a yellow chainsaw. They fight madness. "
No worries !
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03-07-2002, 08:01 AM
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Why, @Beldin? What's wrong with laughing at a fanciful satire on comicbook/film/television superheroes?
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03-07-2002, 08:11 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by fable Why, @Beldin? What's wrong with laughing at a fanciful satire on comicbook/film/television superheroes? | @fable : NOTHING wrong here, but after reading the whole thread in one go I just couldn't contain myself and HAD to comment on the fact that I've never, ever seen a more BIZZARE bunch of people....  - I really enjoyed reading it - that's why I've put ROFLMAO in my post - I was really "rolling on the floor laughing my a** off "
I just think you've carried SATIRE all the way to "MADNESS" and then OUT THE OTHER SIDE....
Not that *I* would qualify as *normal* on any scale.....I think I'm going to like it here...
Sorry if I've come across as unfriendly, it was completely unintentional !
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So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
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03-07-2002, 08:14 AM
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BTW @all: - please excuse my english - it's not my native language...!
Beldin.
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Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
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03-07-2002, 09:46 AM
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03-07-2002, 09:53 AM
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He's axe wielding psycho alien with a real axe to grind from the fifth dimension, she's a drug dealing addict with the ability to get high on everything from the Bronx. They fight crime.
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