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11-26-2002, 02:35 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Jaesha
LMAO on the trout one, Flibble! Gets even funnier if you actually imagine the situation!  | It'd make a much more amusing film I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six fish or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, pike?
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11-26-2002, 02:40 PM
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| | Wow, and here´s me only able to remember SW and LotR quotes! 
Well, I´m off for now, see ya later guys! |
11-26-2002, 03:46 PM
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| | | I installed a Carp in my apartment, The people who live above me are furious! - Steven Wright
I bought my brother some bait for Christmas. I took it to the Plankton Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different fish so he would know when to stop wrapping. -- Steven Wright
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11-26-2002, 03:52 PM
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| | Nice one on the Nietzsche, Kayless. I do believe you've unearthed a new side of his. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ax, nor his guppy, nor anything that is thy neighbor's.
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To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
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11-26-2002, 05:01 PM
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| | Hey, how about this one?
"To the Righteous belong the fish of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm trout, warm salmon, and a wink from a quietly supportive halibut."
__________________ Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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11-26-2002, 05:04 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Kayless
Hey, how about this one?
"To the Righteous belong the fish of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm trout, warm salmon, and a wink from a quietly supportive halibut." | ROFLMAO!!
I like it
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11-26-2002, 05:07 PM
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| | Me, too. Desenex Antifungal Spray Powder is formulated with a barracuda that kills all three major types of athlete's foot fungi.
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11-26-2002, 05:14 PM
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| | LMAO http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/lol.gif Hey, I got another one.
Game Salmon: Making your fish scream.
__________________ Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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11-27-2002, 01:23 AM
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| | | Too many fish!
"We happy few, we band of Haddock" - William S.
"We will Cod you" Queen/Nikita Kruschev
"I shall not seek nor accept my party's nomination as your Orange Guppy for another term" - LBJ |
11-27-2002, 01:54 AM
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| | "Please think of the caviar ! -> Every time you masturbate , God kills a sturgeon."
No worries,
Beldin 
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"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
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11-27-2002, 08:14 AM
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| | | "Pour some gruper on me
Ooh, in the name of fillet'o'fish
Pour some gruper on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your gruper on me
Oh, I can't get enough" -Def Leppard
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[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
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11-27-2002, 10:29 AM
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| |  Oh, heck - just a little spam.
"A halibut! a halibut! My kingdom for a halibut!" Richard III
"Perch is perch." Aristotle
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11-28-2002, 12:27 AM
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| | | "I want a new guppy - one that won't make me sick,
One that won't make me crash my car, or make me feel three feet thick.
I want a new blowfish - one that won't hurt my head,
One that won't make my mouth too dry, or make my eyes too red.
One that won't make me nervous, wonderin' what to do.
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you, when I'm alone with you.
I want a new trout - one that won't spill.
One that don't cost too much, or come in a pill.
I want a new flounder - one that won't go away,
One that won't keep me up all night, one that won't make me sleep all day.
One that won't make me nervous, wonderin' what to do ...
I'm alone with you, baby.
I want a new salmon - one that does what it should,
One that won't make me feel too bad,
One that won't make me feel too good.
I want a new bass - one with no doubt,
One that won't make me nervous, wonderin' what to do. ...
I'm alone with you, I'm alone with you, yeah." -Huey Lewis and the News
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“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
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11-28-2002, 12:47 AM
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| |  As Teddy R. would say...
...speak softly but carry a big sturgeon.  |
11-28-2002, 01:17 AM
| | | | Will Sharkspeare
Life's but a gliding shadow, a poor dolphin
That swims and frets his hour upon the wave
And then is heard no more: it is a tail
Told by an idiot, full of splash and fury,
Signifying nothing
Monkfish, Act. V. Sc. 5.
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