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02-25-2005, 09:10 PM
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Welcome to the Justice League of SYM. This spammer court was set up in 2002, when the first newbies were set up. This is the final judging ground before you can be accepted as a member of the SYM community. Before you, you have the 4 last spammers left on SYM. These are the cream of the crop and one drunkard. They have lasted the poli sci wars. The flaming rituals, the DF crazed whipping and many more hideous incidents. I present to you, your judges Newbies. The men and women who shall decide your fate on SYM 
The First is the High Toga wearing is own fish slapping canuck with a fetish for bears. I present to you Justice of the Sexual Harrassement Suits, AEGIS!!!!
The Second and deadily sister of Canada is the one that eats newbies who she doesn't like for breakfast and adds ketchup to get rid of the god awful taste. The Mistress of the whip, the doer of dastardly sexual perversions, the Justice of Peversion and secret owner of Hustler Magazine DRAGON WENCH!!!
Then there is the master of lurking, the man who gets no action ever, in real life or on line. The man contending for the virgin of the century award and the guiness book of world records. We have the master of the Sheep the deflower of chickens. The man with the bull eyes on his face. The Justice of virginity as lacking a rubber ducky BLOODSTALKER!!!
Lastly you have me the tea drinking wanker Fas.
Now the individuals up for promotion for the week are:
1. Tower Master
2. Ik911
3. Oozae
4. Magrus
We will come back with a verdict on all four sometime this weekend. Let us deliberate...or watch the videos in you rooms. Whatever you wish to call it.
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02-25-2005, 09:20 PM
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Hmm, this looks like it could be fun. I suppose I'll have to wait until your all done though. Off to get drunk then!
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02-25-2005, 09:20 PM
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I have no affiliation with such a spam filled organization. 
I could care less who spams who as long as I am entertained. And I get my morning drink. And non drink. And evening drink.
And I did NOT lose my ducky...it was ducknapped by some fiend with a plastic fetish 
I still may vote though. Depending on if I can sell my vote, who's likely to lose in light of my vote, and on the general principle that I can torment someone, newbie or elder matters little to me
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02-25-2005, 09:25 PM
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02-25-2005, 09:28 PM
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IM you turn comes next. We decide on those who we can think of as quicjkly a possible. No worries either you get accepted or get banned. Not much of a choice there really.
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02-25-2005, 09:31 PM
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How would you get banned? 
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02-25-2005, 09:32 PM
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No you get banned
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02-25-2005, 09:32 PM
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Ok, how would we (the newbies) get banned?
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02-25-2005, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Ideal Maxima How would you get banned? | It's easy really. I'd show you how, but then I'd be gone, and that would make too many people here happy....
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02-25-2005, 09:34 PM
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Please ask BS for a tutorial.
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02-25-2005, 09:43 PM
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ooo, that kind of banned.
Well, then all people will be accepted eventually. What's the fun in that?
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02-25-2005, 09:47 PM
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What do you mean where's the fun in that? The shame and humilition for those who don't make it of course, and are shunned by the community as a whole. THATS where the fun is.
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02-25-2005, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Magrus What do you mean where's the fun in that? The shame and humilition for those who don't make it of course, and are shunned by the community as a whole. THATS where the fun is. | You are definitely showing potential with lines like that Magrus
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02-25-2005, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by CM Before you, you have the 4 last spammers left on SYM. | I have waited 2 years to see this.... the end of the spammers.
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02-25-2005, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Weasel I have waited 2 years to see this.... the end of the spammers.
| *glances at Weasel's post count*
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