The Strangest, Part Deux: The Evil Twin Strikes Back

[Naffnuff]

... things are bad for you now. You try reciting whole scenes from Star Wars. It doesn't help ...

[AmpaSand]

.... Yes it is. Trickee the now fired mechanic at joes auto who put the exaust filters in backwards. Now with that fixed....

[Lady Dragonfly]

...you look at the floorboard and see 3 pedals. From left to right, they are: clutch, brake, gas. You press down on the clutch pedal and then move the gearshift into the neutral position. Keeping the clutch pedal down, you put the saucer into first gear by moving the gearshift to the top-left position (you have a manual transmission)... The saucer jerks and falls apart. Is it Joe's sabotage ot too much mandrake root?..

[AmpaSand]

....Neither, as this a space sucer the best way to move it off is not to fiddle with the self sestuct lever and say "clutch, first, gas clutch"

Now with that titbit we.....

[Lady Dragonfly]

...can throw the useless manual into the special incinerator for the useless manuals and set the course towards the Asteroid 666-Prime. Your seventh sense tells you that you must go there to find the ANSWER. You try to recall the QUESTION... Meanwhile, you hear a strange noise coming out of the junk compartment. You look at the junk compartment monitor. Of, nooooo!!! With horror, you watch the scrapped robot transforming into...

[AmpaSand]

.... A CD player. (from tywan) Which then falls apart. the question is lurking....

[Lady Dragonfly]

...close to the junk CD player. You quickly activate the trash compactor. But will you be able to compact the Taiwan CD player without making the question too compact as well, which is out of question?.. Your head is spinning...

[AmpaSand]

...Because you are tranding on the turntable. you get off to find the trash compacter is finished. you open it to .....

[Lady Dragonfly]

...look inside, and the question pops up and off. You catch the semi-compacted question and stuff it in a bottle which you pick up from the junk pile. Now it is time to find out what it is all about. You return to the cockpit and carefully insert the bottle in the special bottle-synchrophasotron. In a moment you will finally learn about your quest...

[AmpaSand]

... if the machine hadn't broken down 1 second after the warranty expired

[Lady Dragonfly]

...apparently the bottle-synchrophasotron was made in Taiwan too... Oh well, you have to fly to 666-Prime anyway. You adjust your controls with your voice which don't not break any more, btw (meaning both the controls and your voice), jump to hyperspace and open your favorite beer. Time to relax a bit. At that moment, you notice that you are out of beef jerky... You are not alone! SOMEONE or SOMETHING alien is hiding on your saucer...And it is HUNGRY!.. Realizing that your life is in terrible danger once again, you...

[Kipi]

... begin to make a noose ...

[AmpaSand]

... as after think it through, you realise the FUTURE jerkey has it's own legs (it's a jerkey cow) and it wandered off some where, like.....

[Lady Dragonfly]

...outer space. You see the Beef Jerky Monster flying next to the saucer. The Jerky Monster viciously attacks your starship with its teeth and hooves, then turns around and unleashes the deadly biological weapon of mass destruction (milk). But you are an expert in space combat. You...

[AmpaSand]

....realise that it is harmless as it is now frozen solid and you proceed too....